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Liam hadn't assumed anything was going on when Theo strode into his room and planted himself on the bed behind him.

Or: Theo plays with Liam while Liam plays a game.

I wrote Thiam smut.

July prompts

Use one, or more of these prompts and make sure to post before the end of the month and tag @thiamficmonthly! The bonus prompt may only be used in combination with one of the other prompts.

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Have fun!

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(cant remember the expression "bit off more than i could chew") guess i really sucked off more than i could swallow huh

steve who begrudgingly tags along with robin to the local renaissance fair because she knows vickie will be there. he thinks it's a "nerd conference" and doesn't plan on staying long.

that is, until he meets eddie at one of the stalls, and despite the costume he's wearing that he would usually think is stupid, steve finds him painfully attractive, and lingers for hours nearby the stall until eddie gets off of his shift.

(they end up making out behind another one of the stalls)

oh guys I forgot to mention...

I ship Isaac and Scott now…

Where the hell are those fanfics? 

Dilated Pupils

Steddie meet-cute where Eddie gives rockstar!Steve his number at a concert and against all odds, he actually calls to invite him up to his hotel room. it's painfully awkward first-date energy--- Eddie doesn't want to come off like a tabloid reporter by asking any personal questions, but also doesn't know what he could possibly say about his own boring life that would be worth talking about.

So they decide to ask all the normal first date questions but fabricate everything. make up absolute nonsense answers, the more outlandish the better.

Eddie learns that Steve is eight feet tall and his blood type is chocolate milk. Steve learns that Eddie has a girlfriend in Canada and a secret family in London. Eddie learns that Steve has six adopted children and won't stop til he hits double digits. Steve learns that Eddie is allergic to strawberries and has a tattoo of Garfield on his ass. Steve learns that Eddie once hot-wired a police car and tried to break his dad out of prison. Eddie learns that Steve once fought a monster from a parallel dimension. Steve learns that Eddie did, too. Eddie learns that all Steve wants is to be well-loved, not just well-liked. Steve learns that Eddie has never been in love, but if somebody gave him a chance he'd never stop trying to love them well enough to be worth keeping.

It's not until Steve is face-to-face with that Garfield tattoo that he starts to question if maybe, both of them were telling more of the truth than either of them realized.

so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol

Billy fucking Steve from behind and on a particularly hard thrust, Steve goes forward. Billy leans over his back and growls out in his ear "I told you to plant your feet."

Steve always brings a clean pair of underwear to school with him.

Not for like, for after P. E.

Because something about taking a shower and putting on the same pair of briefs he had worn all through gym was just disgusting to him.

Billy noticed.

Because he notices everything Steve does.

He notices the way he fishes the clean pair out of his back after drying off some. He notices the way the dirty pair gets stowed, neatly folded, with his sweaty clothes. Ready to take home and be washed.

And in a moment of pure fucking weakness, Billy steals the dirty pair.

It’s not hard. He just waits until Harrington’s in the shower, and pulls them out in one fluid motion, stuffing them right into his own bag.

He feels like a fucking perv, jamming the briefs as deep as possible into his backpack.

He’s not even sure what possessed him to do it.

That’s a lie.

He’s just refusing to acknowledge the stupid fucking crush he has on Steve.

The stupid fucking crush that compelled him to steal the guy’s fucking dirty underwear.

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steddie where eddie is about to be a two times super senior if he can’t bump his chemistry grade, everything depending on getting at least an 85 on his final. dustin tells him “dude, i know a guy who’s good with helping people study”

the guy is steve , who has no idea how to help people study but told dustin one time he helped nancy with some flashcards, and maybe embellished, so now dustin thinks he’s a science genius.

eddie realizes pretty quickly at steve’s house that none of them have any idea about anything chemistry related, but that doesn’t stop them from coming back for a week straight to go over flashcards

July prompts

Use one, or more of these prompts and make sure to post before the end of the month and tag @thiamficmonthly! The bonus prompt may only be used in combination with one of the other prompts.

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Have fun!

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I drew this at midnight

Another Pinterest redrew for you heathens

Steve and Eddie secretly dating.

It's not that they don't want to tell their friends, or that they think their friends won't accept them. They just want to enjoy their relationship a little bit before sharing the news with everybody else. And it's kinda fun, sneaking around to make out behind their friends' backs. Thrilling, even.

But since everything must come to an end someday, their little secret comes out during one of the Party's countless gatherings.

Everybody's at Steve's, making good use of his pool and stuffing their faces with so much junk food Steve's getting a little nauseous just from watching. Robin and Eddie are there as well because there’s no fucking way in hell Steve’s gonna deal with those gremlins alone.

It’s chaos, mostly, since Eddie and Robin can be as bad as the kids, but Steve’s heart is full as he watches everybody having fun and truly enjoying themselves, a stark contrast to what their lives had been a year ago.

At some point, he catches Eddie’s eyes and notices the meaningful glance his boyfriend is giving him. Steve knows that look too well and exactly what it means. He tells Robin he’s going to the kitchen, then goes inside the house. Not two minutes later Eddie is there with him.

Steve pulls him into the laundry room, giggling and stumbling, so they can make out in peace. They lose themselves a little, mouths coming together and hands touching as much skin as they can reach. It’s easy for Steve, really, to forget everything else when Eddie’s nibbling down his neck and chest and grinding against him in a maddening way.

“The others are gonna hear you, baby,” Eddie whispers in his ear and just then Steve realizes he’s been making too much noise.

He pulls his boyfriend up for another deep kiss.

“We gotta go back,” Steve mumbles against his lips.

“We do,” Eddie agrees.

It still takes then a little while to part, though. When they do, they fix their clothes and hair the best they can. Eddie pulls the door open and makes sure there’s no one around before stepping out. Steve follows, making his way to the hallway.

The idea is for Eddie to go back out first, whilst Steve waits a few more minutes in the kitchen. Their plan goes to hell before they can even reach the kitchen, because the bathroom door opens out of nowhere just as they are walking by and the two of them stop, caught by surprise.

They’re even more surprised when they see Mike fucking Wheeler and Will Byers walk out of the bathroom, still grinning at each other all dopey and completely unaware of Steve and Eddie’s presence. At least until Wheeler literally walks into Eddie.

“The fuck!?” Mike snaps, at the same time as Steve says, “What the hell were two you doing there?”

“Kinda obvious what they were doing, Stevie,” Eddie snorts.

And he’s right. Steve knows what those two were doing; their lips are too swollen and there’s a scratch down Wheeler’s neck that looks too much like nail scratching for Steve not to know what those two were doing in his fucking bathroom, but he’s choosing to be in denial here. They are children, his children, he doesn’t want to picture whatever it was happening in that bathroom.

“You’re one to talk,” Mike retorts, eyebrows raised and sending Eddie the bitchiest face Steve has ever seen. “What’s wrong with your collarbone, Stevie? Wild animal attack?”

“Mike, shut up,” Will begged, pulling the other boy by the arm.

“But it’s true!”

“Okay, Will is right, shut the fuck up everybody!” Steve hisses. Beside him Eddie is clearly trying not to laugh, but he doesn’t say anything so Steve considers it a win. Small victories. He shoots a warning glance to his boyfriend before facing the other two. Poor Will looks like he wants to be anywhere but there. “Look, I don’t care what you guys were doing, good for you. But I’m guessing you haven’t told anyone about it, if you’re sneaking around like that.”

They keep quiet, but Byers red face is answer enough for Steve.

“Alright, we also haven’t told anyone, so here’s what we’re doing…”

By the time they are out back with their friends, everything is back to normal. Steve’s hickeys are covered by his shirt and Mikey’s scratches are hidden under band-aids, some bullshit story about bumping into the murderous corner of a cabinet is given as an excuse and, surprisingly enough, the kids buy it.

“You know, we should have seen that one coming,” Eddie says, pointing out to the other side of the pool where Will and Mike are laughing together, apart from the others. They have the same dopey expressions they did when Steve and Eddie caught them red-handed a few minutes ago.

“Yeah, we should have,” Steve agrees. He bumps his shoulder against Eddie’s. “You know Wheeler is gonna be insufferable now that he knows about us, right? He’s gonna hold this shit over our heads forever.”

Eddie laughs hard. “That kid is a bitch when he wants to be, but he’s not cruel. He might try to use this to get free rides to school or access to R-rated movies, but I doubt he’s gonna tell anyone. Byers would kill him if he said anything and poor Mike is whipped. He’s not gonna risk it.”

“I am not letting him get any R-rated movies. He can tell whatever he wants to whoever he wants, I don’t care.”

“Oh, you don’t?” Eddie scoots closer, eyes shining with amusement as he leans in. “Thought you wanted to keep the secret for a little longer.”

Steve leans in a little, his eyes dropping to Eddie’s mouth on instinct. “Hm… I did, because it’s fun sneaking around and fool everyone. But now Wheeler and Byers know, so I don’t see what would be the point anymore.”

Eddie smiles. “Yeah? So I can…”

“Yeah, you can,” Steve nods, and that’s everything he manages to say before Eddie kisses him, right there by the poolside.

Someone wolf-whistles (Max or Robin, probably), there’re some giggles (Erica and El, maybe Will too, Steve bets) and then…

“What the actual FUCK!?”

“Shut the fuck up, Dustin!!” That one is Wheeler for sure.

Steve might let him have his R-rated movies after all.

steddie where steve has a random roommate his junior year of college after a falling out with his friend and former dorm mate tommy, and gets placed with eddie who no one else wanted to room with. at first hes turned off by all the posters on his walls and how he comes back stinking of weed, and eddie is equally turned off / slightly jealous by all the women steve brings back every other night, constantly having to get kicked out.

until its midterms week and they’re stuck in their dorms studying, and they begin to realize they like the other’s company more than they expected

y’all ever read a fanfic that you cannot believe an author just wrote for free?? what an honor it is to read a piece of someone’s soul they shared out of nothing but love for a piece of media. what a privilege it is to be allowed their talent because you share an interest!!

i could recognize him by thighs alone

OMG I LOVE THE IDEA OF DUSTIN AND LUCAS BEING IN THIS YES YES YES and I feel like even possibly mike and will as well, if Steve's trying to create heathers 2.0??

Eddie trying to disarm the bomb muttering under his breath: "I can't believe these fuckers are self destructing so hard. What is that I HEAR ABOUT THE SCHOOL IS SOCIETY??? SOCIETY?? YOU SPEAK OF SOCIETY NOW?? where were they when I was doing my lunch table speaches. I'm trying to save a school that doesn't even deserve saving because I'm NOT MORALLY GREY and A GOOD PERSON and don't want my bfs to go to JAILLLL" and Steve and Billy ignoring him completely.

Eddie being half turned on by Harringroves freak and half terrified. He's like... This is good material for my new campaigns tho,,,,,,, and if this /translates/....

One sided kegboys...yes... Pining Tommy worshiping his gods is everything to me.

YESSS YES YES NEED FIC OMG SO MANY IDEAS HEHEHE *Debby Ryan gif*

I’m thinking so much about S1 Steve and how much Worse he could become if Billy only showed up sooner. Billy saw S2 Steve and he was too easy to bowl over. He was constantly trying to draw out the fire, and if he had seen it earlier, in a different context, I think they would have immediately been friends. rivals too, yes, but friends and they’d make each other So Much Worse

S1 Steve meets Billy and keeps Tommy and Carol, and is so intense about his whole deal that instead of having a private kickback and inviting Nancy and her friend he doesn’t even know, he becomes even More Serious about his reputation and starts having private kickbacks that are equivalent to fucking dining with the queen. it’s exclusive, elusive, and if you’re invited once you’ll do Anything to stay in that circle

Steve who plays matchmaker, who’s mean, who uses his looks and the power of bisexuality to get whatever the fuck he wants from truly anyone

I want Eddie who hates Steve and Steve who doesn’t even remember Eddie’s name half the time, who never acknowledges him until he really needs drugs for a party and suddenly is flirting so hard with Eddie. And Eddie’s shell-shocked and kind of goes along with it, and sells him the drugs for less than he probably should have, and oh fuck, it just worked on him. Damn it.

So next time he puts his foot down, and Steve bargains with an invite. Come check out his exclusive scene. One time only. If Steve wants he can ice Eddie out anytime, but he has one chance to make it in the crowd. And Eddie’s like… fuck you. But I’ll come, because free alcohol. And then he shows up and it’s actually a really good time, and Steve has so much influence and between him and Billy, no one gives Eddie a hard time

and Eddie’s never been able to just. Be in a crowd before. And have people seem to Like Him and Want Him and whatnot. and once again King Steve seems to have wrapped someone around his finger and Eddie hates himself a little for it but it’s Nice and he’s not lonely, but this is different. it’s different. so he keeps dealing to Steve for cheaper than he should, barely breaking even on the guy, and Steve keeps bringing him along. setting him up with people.

I want crazy tension when Eddie has to explain to Hellfire why he’s not available on Friday nights anymore. what that bruise is. why he’s not jumping up on the tables to cuss out King Steve anymore. guilt and shame and his own doctrine coming back to choke him

I just really like Mean Girls vibes and Heathers vibes. I think it’s beautiful and terrible and I’m a huge fan of social drama

Billy thinking he’s being so cool and slick sneaking into the pool after hours to fool around because even though Steve has his own stress free pool, Billy insists the breaking and entering adds to the excitement (“besides, Harrington, it’s not breaking and entering if I have a key”)

But they get there and the gates already open, which is weird, but maybe somebody just forgot to lock up after closing. It happens. Sometimes.

But they hear splashing and giggling and when they reach the pool they see Heather with robin of all people making out in the glow of the pool light and Steve’s just like shocked that Heather Holloway is the secret girlfriend robins been telling him about and billys just pissed that heathers ruining his plans to get laid!!

(The same reactions are happening on the other side once they spot the boys)

And after some mild yelling and wild hand motions they decide to just make it a party

Until the cops show up and everyone’s hauling ass sopping wet grabbing their clothes making a run for it to their cars with chaotic yelling of plans to meet back at Steve’s house to finish their night

YESSS YES YES YES

you're so right saying Billy is so JD coded (Eddie being JD just doesn't sit right with me. He's much more Veronica and Martha vibes...for some reason). And also! May I add! Freeze your brain!Billy. Billy searching for comfort in (slushies/drugs/drinks...) the one thing that stays, even when he's moving...

In this au max is probably not in the picture. His dad just drags him around the country trying to escape life. And is obviously awful to Billy, and this means Billy obviously has so fucked up views on friendship and society (which is why he so perfectly fits in with the "Heathers").

!!!!! Robin as a lowkey Martha to Steve's kind of Veronica. I love Steve having the kind of power so nobody doubts him having a little weirdo for a bff (Tommy is pissed). (This tips into Jennifer's body territory, kind of, except more platonic. But that's another story entirely).

Big fun-- I can't even begin to think about how this would work out for them. I just know Eddie is in for big fun. Something about rubbing eachothers...backs...while watching porn on cinemax. And this could continue with Eddie's Martha agenda if Steve/billy is Ram.

!!!!! I NEED OUR LOVE IS GOD HARRINGROVE I NEED IT!!!! I feel like Eddie is half terrified half enchanted...

And don't even get me started on Billy blowing up the school.

"We're the asteroid that's overdue" and Steve's like yes...yes, fuck, yes, anything you say baby.

There's just also so much potential within the heathers, they're so chejzjenmsj. Yes. And may I add: Tommy wanting to stay close to Steve/billy not wanting to become irrelevant to not only the school but also to THEM. because he does see them as... Wait for it... Gods.

I’m thinking so much about S1 Steve and how much Worse he could become if Billy only showed up sooner. Billy saw S2 Steve and he was too easy to bowl over. He was constantly trying to draw out the fire, and if he had seen it earlier, in a different context, I think they would have immediately been friends. rivals too, yes, but friends and they’d make each other So Much Worse

S1 Steve meets Billy and keeps Tommy and Carol, and is so intense about his whole deal that instead of having a private kickback and inviting Nancy and her friend he doesn’t even know, he becomes even More Serious about his reputation and starts having private kickbacks that are equivalent to fucking dining with the queen. it’s exclusive, elusive, and if you’re invited once you’ll do Anything to stay in that circle

Steve who plays matchmaker, who’s mean, who uses his looks and the power of bisexuality to get whatever the fuck he wants from truly anyone

I want Eddie who hates Steve and Steve who doesn’t even remember Eddie’s name half the time, who never acknowledges him until he really needs drugs for a party and suddenly is flirting so hard with Eddie. And Eddie’s shell-shocked and kind of goes along with it, and sells him the drugs for less than he probably should have, and oh fuck, it just worked on him. Damn it.

So next time he puts his foot down, and Steve bargains with an invite. Come check out his exclusive scene. One time only. If Steve wants he can ice Eddie out anytime, but he has one chance to make it in the crowd. And Eddie’s like… fuck you. But I’ll come, because free alcohol. And then he shows up and it’s actually a really good time, and Steve has so much influence and between him and Billy, no one gives Eddie a hard time

and Eddie’s never been able to just. Be in a crowd before. And have people seem to Like Him and Want Him and whatnot. and once again King Steve seems to have wrapped someone around his finger and Eddie hates himself a little for it but it’s Nice and he’s not lonely, but this is different. it’s different. so he keeps dealing to Steve for cheaper than he should, barely breaking even on the guy, and Steve keeps bringing him along. setting him up with people.

I want crazy tension when Eddie has to explain to Hellfire why he’s not available on Friday nights anymore. what that bruise is. why he’s not jumping up on the tables to cuss out King Steve anymore. guilt and shame and his own doctrine coming back to choke him

I just really like Mean Girls vibes and Heathers vibes. I think it’s beautiful and terrible and I’m a huge fan of social drama

Trigger my hyperfixations and I won't shut up <3

I’m thinking so much about S1 Steve and how much Worse he could become if Billy only showed up sooner. Billy saw S2 Steve and he was too easy to bowl over. He was constantly trying to draw out the fire, and if he had seen it earlier, in a different context, I think they would have immediately been friends. rivals too, yes, but friends and they’d make each other So Much Worse

S1 Steve meets Billy and keeps Tommy and Carol, and is so intense about his whole deal that instead of having a private kickback and inviting Nancy and her friend he doesn’t even know, he becomes even More Serious about his reputation and starts having private kickbacks that are equivalent to fucking dining with the queen. it’s exclusive, elusive, and if you’re invited once you’ll do Anything to stay in that circle

Steve who plays matchmaker, who’s mean, who uses his looks and the power of bisexuality to get whatever the fuck he wants from truly anyone

I want Eddie who hates Steve and Steve who doesn’t even remember Eddie’s name half the time, who never acknowledges him until he really needs drugs for a party and suddenly is flirting so hard with Eddie. And Eddie’s shell-shocked and kind of goes along with it, and sells him the drugs for less than he probably should have, and oh fuck, it just worked on him. Damn it.

So next time he puts his foot down, and Steve bargains with an invite. Come check out his exclusive scene. One time only. If Steve wants he can ice Eddie out anytime, but he has one chance to make it in the crowd. And Eddie’s like… fuck you. But I’ll come, because free alcohol. And then he shows up and it’s actually a really good time, and Steve has so much influence and between him and Billy, no one gives Eddie a hard time

and Eddie’s never been able to just. Be in a crowd before. And have people seem to Like Him and Want Him and whatnot. and once again King Steve seems to have wrapped someone around his finger and Eddie hates himself a little for it but it’s Nice and he’s not lonely, but this is different. it’s different. so he keeps dealing to Steve for cheaper than he should, barely breaking even on the guy, and Steve keeps bringing him along. setting him up with people.

I want crazy tension when Eddie has to explain to Hellfire why he’s not available on Friday nights anymore. what that bruise is. why he’s not jumping up on the tables to cuss out King Steve anymore. guilt and shame and his own doctrine coming back to choke him

I just really like Mean Girls vibes and Heathers vibes. I think it’s beautiful and terrible and I’m a huge fan of social drama

two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

If the puppy pack were a boy band they'd be one direction

Thank yeww

I’m thinking so much about S1 Steve and how much Worse he could become if Billy only showed up sooner. Billy saw S2 Steve and he was too easy to bowl over. He was constantly trying to draw out the fire, and if he had seen it earlier, in a different context, I think they would have immediately been friends. rivals too, yes, but friends and they’d make each other So Much Worse

S1 Steve meets Billy and keeps Tommy and Carol, and is so intense about his whole deal that instead of having a private kickback and inviting Nancy and her friend he doesn’t even know, he becomes even More Serious about his reputation and starts having private kickbacks that are equivalent to fucking dining with the queen. it’s exclusive, elusive, and if you’re invited once you’ll do Anything to stay in that circle

Steve who plays matchmaker, who’s mean, who uses his looks and the power of bisexuality to get whatever the fuck he wants from truly anyone

I want Eddie who hates Steve and Steve who doesn’t even remember Eddie’s name half the time, who never acknowledges him until he really needs drugs for a party and suddenly is flirting so hard with Eddie. And Eddie’s shell-shocked and kind of goes along with it, and sells him the drugs for less than he probably should have, and oh fuck, it just worked on him. Damn it.

So next time he puts his foot down, and Steve bargains with an invite. Come check out his exclusive scene. One time only. If Steve wants he can ice Eddie out anytime, but he has one chance to make it in the crowd. And Eddie’s like… fuck you. But I’ll come, because free alcohol. And then he shows up and it’s actually a really good time, and Steve has so much influence and between him and Billy, no one gives Eddie a hard time

and Eddie’s never been able to just. Be in a crowd before. And have people seem to Like Him and Want Him and whatnot. and once again King Steve seems to have wrapped someone around his finger and Eddie hates himself a little for it but it’s Nice and he’s not lonely, but this is different. it’s different. so he keeps dealing to Steve for cheaper than he should, barely breaking even on the guy, and Steve keeps bringing him along. setting him up with people.

I want crazy tension when Eddie has to explain to Hellfire why he’s not available on Friday nights anymore. what that bruise is. why he’s not jumping up on the tables to cuss out King Steve anymore. guilt and shame and his own doctrine coming back to choke him

I just really like Mean Girls vibes and Heathers vibes. I think it’s beautiful and terrible and I’m a huge fan of social drama

It takes Steve eight months to tell Eddie he loves him.

Not because he doesn't feel that way, but because he's afraid he's going to screw up again. He was an awful boyfriend to Nancy, he's always reminding himself, and he got his heart broken for that; he can’t do the same thing with Eddie.

So he waits, and waits, and tries to be the best boyfriend he can be this time around.

Eddie doesn’t like flowers, but he loves trinkets, so Steve is always looking for interesting stuff to buy whenever he sees a garage sale.

(Eddie freaks out when Steve shows up one night with a special edition of Lord of the Rings, autographed by Tolkien himself.)

They hang out at Family Video, at home and at Wheeler’s basement when it’s D&D night.

Steve cooks them dinner when his parents aren’t home and Eddie can spend the night, and also when he goes to Eddie’s and Wayne is still working the night shift. He makes sure to always pack an extra lunch for Eddie to share with the kid who’s always hanging around the garage when Eddie’s working and is always looking like he’s skipping a few meals per week.

When Corroded Coffin has a gig, Steve’s the first one to arrive at the bar even though he still thinks the music is too loud for his taste, and often with at least two members of the Party tagging along. He also comes back to the bar after dropping the kids off so he and Eddie can go home together.

He does this for weeks on end, as he tries to show with his actions what he still can’t bring himself to say aloud. Observes and learns everything he can about Eddie so he can love him the best way he can, the way Eddie deserves.

It’s eight months into their relationship when the words finally make their way out of his mouth, without Steve even noticing what he’s saying until he’s said it. And everything is pretty ordinary. Just a random morning, on a random weekend when both of them have the day off.

Everything is the same, but when Steve walks into the kitchen and sees Eddie making breakfast, wearing the bright yellow apron he gave to Steve as a joke, Steve’s heart is so full and he feels so at peace like never before. There’s something just right in that sight. Eddie, in his kitchen, hair still a mess and pillow creases on his face, humming a random song as he makes them both breakfast. It should feel like nothing much, but it feels like everything; feels like forever somehow.

And it’s that feeling that finally ends Steve’s doubts and insecurity. He closes the distance between them, hugs Eddie from behind and just mumble a small, “I love you” against Eddie’s neck.

He can’t see Eddie’s smile, but he can hear it when his boyfriend says, “Morning, sweetheart. I love you too.”

Smashes a plate over Steve's head

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