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š” I made a video I was gonna put here but reblogs donāt allow that apparently so that sucks
So! You guys voted the lie as:
I am a huge Evan Peters fan!! He kinda got swept to the side when Spencer was added to the picture but yk thatās not important š„°
Nobody asked me what the fan account was on (š”) for which I wouldāve said a TikTok account (which tbh I probably shouldāve said that instead idk mb you wouldāve voted it less)
Iāve made abt 20 Evan Peters edits (š) and they were my first ever forms of any editing ever, so some of them are really bad! š
Oh yeah I also have a Mr March funko pop š
Now from the question @natashasbitxh gave me Iām guessing you guys thought my first ever account wouldāve been a while ago, I can confirm it was recently š
HOWEVER⦠my first ever fan account was in fact the one youāre looking at right now!!! YOU WERE CORRECT!!!!!!
I thought yall mightāve noticed that I have no fucking idea how tumblr actually works, and thatās because Iāve had it for less than a year!
Yeah if you know the Kqirva lore I started as an anon on bestie @jovenshires blog, then I gained the confidence from that to post my Spencer edits publicly, and now Iāve grown to having a YouTube comment in a smosh video š
Evan peters WOULDāVE been my first fan account, if only I publicly used the internet š
So yeah, I lost so @unknownteapot u can now spam my inbox š
This one was voted as the lie the least, which yk is a little surprising coz if I told myself this from back in even APRIL THIS YEAR I wouldāve been so shocked šš
Obviously I canāt really show u my bf coz that goes against the privacy rules of the game but I can confirm heās very real and incredibly awesome sauce š
Okay so heās seen both my YouTube videos + a scrapped unlisted one never seen to the public! (Ian hecox out of context, I also made a stupid outro which involves him š) he is also a subscriber š„°
Heās also aware of tumblr and of course TikTok which leads to the second part!
So he created the idea for my head over heels beauty break Spencer edit! Love that one very cute ā¤ļøā¤ļø
š HELL YEAH šŖšŖšŖšŖ
It was not on purpose š I wonāt lie it wasnāt a hard math or anything lmao
You guys are probably mostly American and Iām Australian so our academic system is a little different but in Australia thereās this thing called ATAR which we have instead of a GPA, however itās not mandatory and taken by people who want to get into university to get like a proper degree
Anyways for any Australians reading this it was math: applications ATAR so yk nothing crazy!
I also have proof for this one so here u go! š„°
Okay I think I checked the times correctly and this is hopefully happening rn (š)
Okay I couldnāt really specify in the thingy but he didnāt make the edit he made the idea like the music, concept, clips.
It was the head over heels beauty break one! š„°
Okay I think I checked the times correctly and this is hopefully happening rn (š)
Okay I think I checked the times correctly and this is hopefully happening rn (š)
yāall ive been thinking about this one for a while lol- after the āsmoshblr assumptionsā game was received so well i was like we haaaave to do another one- it brings the fandom so much closer and is honestly such a good way to get to know moots better <3
SO. without further ado- I present to you SMOSHBLRās 2 Truths 1 Lie organised by yours truly with some help from kind friends @xxsuicidalravenxx & @babychosen <3Ā
Rb this post with ā#iām inā so i can keep track of whoās playing
Between the hours of 9:00 am EST - 12:00 (noon) EST on Wed. June 5th (check what time that would be in your area) post a 1-day poll to your blog with 3 facts about yourself (the reason itās a specific time is so we donāt miss any/have polls end at different times and make the game an endless loop )
Self-explanatory here, 1 of the facts should be completely false and the other two should be true.
IMPORTANT: PLEASE. please. do NOT give away personal information/intimate life details that could identify you. despite how awesome smoshblr is, the internet is still a scary place.
You can tag the poll whatever youād like but please include #smoshblrtwotruths somewhere in the tags so i can rb it ;)
After your poll is up- you now have 24h to go on the #smoshblrtwotruths tag and have fun speculating on otherās facts in the replies of their postsĀ and
VOTE FOR THE OPTION YOU THINK THEIR 1 LIE IS!!
You can ask others questions about their facts to help verify their stories via asks or replies on their polls, but keep in mind, just like in smoshās real game version, they could be lying ;)
Be silly, be goofy, be kind.
After the polls end (sometime on Thursday the 6th), rb your poll explaining what the truths and lies actually were so we can see if we were right!!
At the end (Friday 7th) iāll make a masterlist of all the truths & lies so we can clearly see who the winners were <3
š© The Lesbian Wonkas š (The Winners)- people whose lie does NOT get found by collecting the most votes on the poll- will get a personalised playlist based on the vibes their tumblr gives off straight from my chaotic ass spotify <3Ā
š¦ā⬠The Birds of The AmazƶnĆŖ š¬ (The Losers)- the losers will get sprayed with water a.k.a an influx of asks with nothing butĀ š¦š«š¦š«š¦š«š¦š«Ā in them (by participating in the game, you consent to this so donāt be annoyed at me. get sprayed, bestie)
okay. thatās it. please reply or send asks if the rules are unclear!! iād suggest scheduling ur 2 Truths 1 Lie poll as soon as you have your facts so it can go up during the mentioned time with all the other polls and you donāt have to worry about posting itĀ š«¶š»
iām tagging some moots so they know this is happening and just bc theyāre awesome @lilac-hecox @sage-lights @japhan2024 @baflegacy @shesmore-shoebill feel free to tag your friends too <3
SMOSH BINGO CARD 2024: MAY
I DIDNT FORGET YOU GUYS MY WIFI HAS BEEN ABSOLUTELY HORRIBLE THIS PAST FEW DAYS!!
Okay so one certain one and two inbetweeners thatās pretty crazy
Not exactly how I initially predicted a new person was gonna be added to the show, but yk that doesnāt matter because I didnāt specify š
So⦠was Angela on āteam gayā for a comedy show? Yes. Does that mean sheās likely to be a homosexual? 5/š/24. Has she officially stated her sexuality/ācame outā? Nope!
Yall are probably confused at the Damien freelance thing, as am I! I saw on twitter that Amanda was officially changed to main cast on the wiki and then went to check the website to find Damien put into recurring!
Iād put this as green but no source no green and who knows this couldāve been a mistake or assumption Iāve never tried to alter the wiki before šš (IF I DID ID MOVE TOMMY AND SPENCER BACK TO RECURRING š”)
Anyways if anyone believes anything should be corrected or added please let me know amazing people š„°š„°
Their beef was so random šš
A Smosh Community has been started!
All communities are still in beta mode so there's a learning curve and a lot of bugs to deal with.
If you are interested in joining, please let me know by liking, reblogging, messaging, or snail mail because as of right now it's invite only until Tumblr says otherwise.
PS: It can only invite main blogs, so if you're a sideblog - reply with your main.
EVERYONE IN THE SAME PHOTO UNLOCKED!!
here to propose new smosh group idea:
Fnaf gang - Amanda, Shayne, Spencer, Alex, Courtney
(They already reached the like goal for SL btw š)
^ this is the best photo I could do (sry alex š)
Bonus - them as the FNAF main 5
Amanda - Freddy
Shayne - Chica
Spencer - Foxy
Alex - Bonnie
Courtney - Golden Freddy
Ty for listening to my proposal š
Me when I find old content of Spencer I definitely shouldnāt of:
Rmember when I made like SCU headcanons or some shit (Smosh Cinematic Universe)? Well some of yāall really liked that and Iām getting chosen lore brainrot after the live so Iām making another for purely chosen lore š„°š„°
Disclaimer: these are all my headcanons, unless I like say or some shit all of this is being made up in my brain because I think itās cool or whatever, donāt take this as fact at all but like u can also headcanon what Iām saying bro idk ššš
Bro my ass essentially made my own fucking story or fanfic plot or whatever ššš
Also this shit is a long ass ramble so if u donāt wanna bother just be known one of the headcanons is that Shayne and Spencerās chosen are in a purely romantic relationship ā¤ļø (SOMEONE BETTER MAKE A FANFIC OF THEM)
Okay⦠so getting the most important chosen thing out of the way, chosen is not bullshitting, the chosen all have real powers and shit and are from different dimensions, doesnāt mean they arenāt also loser awkward virgins though theyāre still that but just are also powerful Jedi mfs lmao
Now for the next one Iām gonna use into the spiderverse as a good example. All dimensions have a Spider-Man, however not all Spider-Man are Peter Parker, while he still exists in some of those dimensions, like Gwenās.
So, all dimensions have a chosen, however there are different chosen in different dimensions (if the chosen is played by a different cast member itās not the same chosen, except mb Oliviaās weāll get to that š) and a person who is chosen in one dimension wonāt be chosen in another. Letās use the chosen who faps, that chosen is that dimensionās Chanse, in that dimension Chanse is chosen.
Now you may IMMEDIATELY be thinking abt the main chosen, Shayne Topp and the chosen are from the same dimension. Well this is my most controversial headcanon, Shayneās chosen is NOT from our dimension. But then who is our dimensionās chosen? ANTHONY PADILLA.
Anthony was a chosen, but then fapped or something (I have faint memories of the funeral roast) and is like calamity chosen and shit and no longer chosen. This is what attracted Shayneās chosen to our dimension, as an incredibly powerful chosen he was drawn to this dimension as it completely lacked any chosen.
Oh yh and u may be thinking ābut the main chosenās name is Spencer Agnew⦠so heās not Shayne Toppā¦ā you think your parents are gonna give you the same name in every dimension buddy? You might not even have the same parents!
Anyways main chosen is stunned by our world as to how unchosen it is (normalised gooning) and comes here a bunch to try and change that, he also looks for some form of way to get his presence known on some kind of public platform, which is where smosh/smosh Vegas comes into play. (Where he was first introduced)
This is now a side headcanon: Smosh Vegas was this event hosted by Smosh to get unknown talent onto the channel to have their chance at possible success in some form of entertainment route for their future, which is where all these new characters (a lot of which we never see again coz it was for just that event and they didnāt gain much traction or popularity or whatever, bleeding into real life here). Smosh mostly picked weird and wacky individuals, think like reality tv show casting š, so the chosen most obviously got accepted onto Vegas.
Now I have not fact checked this but Iām pretty sure the chosen was the only character introduced in Vegas who came back afterwards, he was also one of the few in more than one video. Iād say he found success in entertainment, the audience loved him he couldāve gone on to do his own thing and shit, but he stayed with Smosh.
This is where my headcanons start to get really silly and in fanfic territory or whatever. Why did the chosen stay with Smosh? Well itās a great public outlet for getting his ideas out there, they (us) loved him! But he also stayed due to other reasons. The chosen knows about Anthony, thatās why heās here in the first place of course he knows what happened. But Anthony was long gone and presumed never coming back when the chosen came, so staying at smosh because of Anthony would be a stupid idea.
No, there was something else at smosh⦠SOMEONE. Charles Spencer Agnew, more commonly known as Spencer Agnew. They had almost the exact same name while not being variants of each other, the chosen couldnāt think that was just due to coincidence!! He believed it was some kind of sign and decided to stay to investigate what it meant. This is also why the chosen and Spencer are in heaps of vids together (ā¦early on at least š)
Okay so now weāve gotten the silly origin story out of the way and this is already like the longest post Iāve ever made ššš
The chosen begins to host Chosen Multiverses. This is a common chosen practice to see which chosen are strongest, the chosen just decided to start hosting it in our dimension as 1. Public platform and 2. This universe has no chosen so 5 chosen being there benefits.
An important part about these competitions!!! I believe this is canon coz it was mentioned once, when you win a chosen multiverse you are upgraded to āthe chosenā over just being āchosenā, meaning Shayne, Spencer, Ian and Angelaās chosen are all the chosen.
Anyways hereās the silly part thatās inspired this and has ao3 vibes. The first multiverse is where we meet Spencer, Jackie and mb Courtneyās (idk if they did a tntl bit first but oh well!) chosen for the first time. Also Noah who thankfully canonically doesnāt have a chosen as heās actually some merch ad and not a real chosen š.
Main chosen is truly stunned by Spencerās chosen⦠as they are equal in power. Main chosen has never come across anyone close to his power, which is also why Spencerās chosen comes back all the time. Now we also already established that Shayne and Spencerās chosen are NOT THE SAME PERSON, and are variants of their respective cast members. So this brings us to the main headcanon for why I made this:
Shayne and Spencerās chosen are romantically attracted to one another and have a purely romantic relationship.
Now the chosen is canonically not asexual (Shayne said in a Lego stream), Iām not here to headcanon sexuality stuff but I do agree with this and theyāre constantly battling their urge to fap and shit coz of their Jedi duty .
Anyways the chosen already isnāt straight coz he canonically sucked Timās dick in the matrix (donāt ask) so when u think abt it not very far fetched ā¤ļø
Anyways this brings us to the actual fuckinng livestream Jesus Iām so sorry for the LENGTH of this ramble
If you remember the trailer, it starts as Anthony hitting his head and having a ādream sequenceā. Guys let me cook with this next one cos Iām proud lowkey: as Anthony is a chosen anomaly, he still kinda has powers, and the whole sitcom is a micro dimension created by Anthonyās brain after his accident that 3 chosen venture into to contain and eliminate it from existence. This is also why they kinda break the 4th wall in the script and stuff and almost spectate the whole live because they are aware that itās fake.
Not really too sure what to think of the weed thing btw š anyways yh so chosen!shayne x chosen!spencer canon plsplsplsssss
Also theyāre teaching Trevorās chosen btw thatās why the bring him (yet to be ready for a multiverse, which also btw I was 100% expecting him to be in this years multiverse, like I was thinking the lineup would be him and Arasha over Spencer and Courtney) and Shayne and Spencerās chosen are dealing with it coz theyāre the most powerful.
Uuhhh yeah cool so sorry u had to read all that lmao I probably missed some stuff like loopholes or whatever, Iād love to answer questions in the comments in shit so yh!
Ps: someone make a fucking fanfic of chosen Spencer and chosen Shayne PLEASE
Oh yh I also forgot to mention normal Spencer chosen by proxy and Oliviaās chosen but oh well they werenāt importantā¦
@/hecoxszn filmed the kiss and uploaded it to twitter so ty for them, putting it here š„°š„°
Havenāt seen anyone post a screenshot here yet and ik yāall been spoiled for it so here u go ā¤ļø
Havenāt seen anyone talk abt Spencerās new post on twitter yet so I made a quick dual of fates edit to it because Iāve been wanting to make one for a while š
SMOSH GAMES MERCH??? WILL BE BUYING ššš
YO WTF I WAS PUTTING TOGETHER A SCRAPPED YT VID OF MINE FOR MY BF AND SEE A FUCKING SPENCER CAMEO HELLO????
THE EDITORS BEEN PUTTING OUT EASTER EGGS OF THE CREW FOR THAT LONG BRO THIS WAS LIKE 2018 ššš
Thereās another one of these crew Easter eggs in the asmr yt drama vid with the thumbnails on the side too but that was in 2020 when they actually acknowledged the crew⦠this is crazy to me omg
Iāve watched this clip so many times before too wtaf š
Itās 3 am in the fucking morning but the Fred Darts brainrot is so bad hereās a WIP edit I started making ššš
I will NOW proceed to sleep
Holy shit I genuinely canāt watch this rn Iāll have to come back tmr morning but this is INCREDIBLE
I assume you fav colour is green š
Yo itās the legend who created the event!
Iām guessing this is because of my recent layout change, but the reason itās green is actually because I wanted to use the shayncemanda (new trio just dropped ššš) fnaf photo with the green screen so I made my layout match it! š
I assume thereās a smosh ship you dislike
Your assumption would be correct!
I feel like thereās at least one ship everyone doesnāt like, I donāt dislike any of the main popular ones (theyāre popular for a reason š) but some of the smaller ones yh
Hereās one: kiancer
Bro. I canāt really explain it but that is a hard no okay theyāre BESTIESā¢ļø
Another Spencer one that probably doesnāt count as a smosh ship is Spilly. Spilly is the only ship thatās smosh related (that ppl actively ship or have) that I HATE. Everytime one of those beauty break women touched his face I was physically repulsed ššš
If I donāt like any Smosh ships that I havenāt mentioned though itāll most likely be coz I donāt understand why theyāre a ship? That was my main motivator for my spamanda comp, to show people how awesome sauce they were (I heavily encourage others to do the same for their rare-pairs! šš)
SMOSH 2024 BINGO CARD: APRIL
Holy shit guys⦠weāre actually close to bingo š
Iām not gonna fuck with the sword af spaces until the season is over in case some shit happens yk you never know!
āShayne and Courtney didnāt announce getting engaged they announced getting married š¤šā that flashback with Smosh clip where Courtney says sheās getting married definetly counts as announcing engagement though š¤·āāļø
Courtney confirmed the sitcom live is gonna be the only live show this year, so no musical
Shayne did say he can do the splits ig but no proof no green space ā
EDIT: okay so the very smart @harsh-lites has informed me that the watcher guys who attempted to pull a dropout.tv and failed miserably in April were actually guests on an EIOYI Halloween episode so hell yeah
For the assumptions game- I assume you agree that smosh is in its golden era
Hmmmmā¦..
That is a common phrase getting thrown around ever since Anthony came back
This is a great one actually so ty
Honestly, I believe that smosh games and Smoshcast is currently in its golden era, flipping awesome sauce over there
I will say though after the end of EIOYI I feel Smosh Pit has been struggling to find a good show to replace it, with the random food tier lists and shit, culinary crimes is solid and super interesting but the numbers are random as hell, for example the sparasha episode actually did well (FUCK YEAH!) but the Ianthony and Amangela one didnāt for some weird ass reason š either way itās super solid but I wouldnāt say itās in its golden era yet š¤·āāļø
As for Smosh main⦠uhhhhhhhhhh yeah no š submissive & breedable was a certified banger and the sketches before it were cool beans and golden (mostly) but since then the channel has flopped a bit in views n shit, I will say I do like Anthony incorporating his interviewing talent into smosh though
Depends where we put the live show too coz that shit is most DEFINETLY golden era peak dude that shit looks epic as fuck and likely to be my favourite one ever
(Spencer⦠acting again???!! š¤©š¤©š¤©š¤©ššš)
So yeah Iād say SOME of smosh is in its golden era but some content still needs work š¤·āāļø