Krystal-kade - Krystal Kade

You now vs. younger you

i just look more sad

COOPER-POSTING

(dilf manor season 2...)

AJFVSKSKFVK ON MY WAY TO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW

bring back Tony Cannoli-

I found your sketchbook (it was in the sunroom)

:)

Btw, did you draw the cover??????

(you draw so well omg-)

thanks bestie, ur a real one

I drew everything in/on my sketchbook

(I'm honestly just glad it wasn't my other sketchbook bc that'd require a lot of explaining)

@yourlocalsonia2 do I even need to say anything :|

Philip Wittebane in Elsewhere and Elsewhen is a sad pathetic wet little meow meow. Emperor Belos is a sad pathetic wet little babygirl. Kid Philip is a feral gremlin with attachment issues. Monster Belos is a feral gremlin with anger issues. Does this make sense to anyone but me.

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i wish i hated food

i wish i got nauseous just thinking of eating

i wish the sight of food made me want to claw my stomach out

i hate constantly fighting myself

Nom nom

I'm eating pizza and apple juice and I've never felt more 3rd grade coded

celebrating a racist team winning the Superbowl and giving your time and money to the nfl solely bc you're a fan of a billionaire who's bf is on the said racist team while the nfl has vocally supported Israel and a bombing was planned around the time morally weak people would be distracted by the game (that plays pro-Israel propaganda commercials during it btw) is truly one of the most dystopian, disgusting, and heartbreaking things i've ever seen.

What happened to Alastor being scary

The biggest thing I noticed in Hazbin Hotel that Alastor is not scary. He used to be mysterious, creepy, and intimidating. We didn't know what he was thinking. We didn't know how he was feeling. He was such a great character because we knew he was insanely powerful, but he didn't act like it. But now that the show has come out, he's not scary or intimidating. He's just an edgelord.

Pilot Alastor wouldn't make this. Here he's goofy, but in a bad way. Where's the mysterious Alastor? This guy's just like "HAHAHAH I'M SO EVIL >:)" but he just seems stupid?

He also says all these corny lines, like "This is your sign not to mess with the radio demon," (it was something like that) "I'm about to end your fucking life," and "Adam. First man, next to die." He sounds like he's a 12 year old role-playing a creepypasta. These aren't intimidating, he just sounds dumb, edgy, and cringy

ALSO he seriously needs to STOP saying FUCK. It wasn't popular slang in the early 1900's, so he probably would never say it, but it also doesn't fit his persona. A really unique part of him is that he doesn't swear much and he's always smiling. He shouldn't say "ornery old bitch" and he shouldn't say 'fuck you." They just don't fit him. If he wanted what he said to have impact, he would have said something like "she's such a bitter old woman, bless her soul." or when Lucifer says the hotel's name isn't very clever, he should've said "your highness, intelligence is in constant pursuit of you, but it seems you have always been faster" because subtle insults he thinks everyone else is too stupid to understand seems more like his style.

I'll excuse him saying fuck once or twice. Maybe when he breaks his staff, and once more in season two? But he says it too much to have impact.

TL;DR, Alastor's not scary because he's not mysterious. He's just an angry edgelord