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My rankings of all the songs in Mario’s Madness V2

With the exceptions of Race-Traitors (Both New and Old), Golden Land (Legacy), Paranoia (Old), No Party (Original), Overdue (Original), All-Stars [Act: 1: Original], Time-out (Demise Original), and Dictator (Original).

(TW: I have a shitty taste in music..)

dating headcanons between g!red x reader x steven?? :3

my name is glitchy red, yo. [ VINE BOOM ]. my husbands name. is strangled red, yo. [ LOUDER VINE BOOM ]

[ said at the same time ] and this is our partner, y/n red, yo. [ THE MOST OBNOXIOUS VINE BOOM YOU'VE EVER HEARD ]

sorry. Anyways that was a yes. i assume this is polyamorous bc i always assume that by default ( love triangles are boring, fight me )

long As usual and im not too proud of this ( i ramble too much!! i get too into the dynamics and the issues and the characterization rather than just the lovey fluffy stuff ppl prob want!!! ) but i hope it suffices

glitchy red x reader x steven headcanons!

ღ i have no idea in what situation you'd start dating the two of them, and i have no idea how steven and glitchy met either. but hey. You're all in a relationship now. This is a win for red emoboy kissers

ღ i like to think glitchy and steven argue sometimes. its honestly mostly glitchy getting angry, and then steven responding in an entirely neutral tone, and glitchy getting angrier and mistaking it for vague passive aggressiveness bc steven's tone is hard to read a lot of the time. To be fair steven is sometimes smug or passive-aggressive when he feels comfortable being like that, mainly with glitchy since he likes to piss him off as a joke. he usually does this later on in a relationship since he initially doesn't speak much. please calm them both down theyll bite eachother ( not really ) ( ... i mean ok, glitchy will probably bite, but it'd barely make steven flinch )

ღ if they ever have a genuine argument both of them usually don't apologize without a bit of nudging. or until like. weeks later. please nudge them in that direction for a Healthier Relationship. they'll kiss and make up and then kiss you at the same time. they both love u very much <33

ღ two very big scary boyfriends <333. glitchy is the one who obviously lets himself show emotion a lot more visibly - at least, his rage. if anyone is shitty to you glitchy is going off on their ass verbally, and steven is just staring at them. like. fucking death glaring. neither of them will genuinely hurt anyone unless they hurt anyone within the relationship first, but they do have thoughts about it. They Consider It.

ღ glitchy likes to explore a lot more than steven does - mostly pacing and taking a stroll to clear his mind or let off steam after an argument or negative experience. if you also want to then glitchy and you will drag a tentative steven around by the hair. he just lets it happen at this point. Most stable polycule.

ღ you two will usually end up in a cafe or smth bc glitchy is the one who usually initiates dates, due to just exploring and finding a place that catches his eye and then mentally jotting it down for later to take you two there. the waiter will be so confused since... pallet town's local ex-champion cryptid, the current champion but put through jpeg compression, and someone who is Probably relatively normal are sitting at a table together. they didn't get paid enough for this.

ღ steven is a decent amount taller than both you and glitchy. glitchy himself is probably 5'11 or 6' and steven is like fucking 6'6 or something insane like that. he's also pretty strong. will usually scruff the two of you out of bad situations or when either of you are misbehaving. he is somehow the most functional and reasonable one out of the polycule, probably, which is very funny considering how dysfunctional he actually is.

ღ steven and glitchy both very much enjoy their hair being played with, styled, or brushed.... a good lazy day in for the two of you is cuddling in bed while you brush and braid stevens hair, and pet glitchys ( surprisingly soft! ) hair at the same time. the two will also do this to each other sometimes, but since glitchy is Bad at taking care of hair all he'll do is run his hands through steven's.

ღ if you like this as well, they'll be sure to reciprocate. do be warned that glitchy has no fucking idea how to take care of hair though. steven does since he has long hair, but glitchy just. Never had to do that. glitchy will just run his hands through your hair though since he's certain he can't mess that up - hopefully.

ღ they both have very similar clothes. you will probably joke about how they'd look like the same person if glitchy didn't have his whole glitchy aura and had longer hair. after some thinking, the two probably talk and buy you a matching set of clothes along with your own hat out of sheer curiousity. they will not admit it but... you look really cute in it.

ღ steven and you will play games together sometimes ( once again. never forget that steven is canonically a gamer. Do not let anyone forget ) and glitchy will just sit there and backseat. steven probably doesn't get that annoyed by it, but if you do then he finds your outbursts after you've had enough of glitchy back seating sorta funny.

ღ if you're the type of person to give compliments really easily, it'll destroy both of them. glitchy will stutter and flub his words and his face will become more red than his namesake, while steven on the other hand will just... blush, look away, and mumble a "Thanks."

ღ they will get back at you for this though ( aka both will intentionally try to fluster you and hard. they also try to fluster each other sometimes. especially when arguing, steven will just say shit like "You look nice today." to glitchy ( mostly to make him shut up ) and he'll continue ranting until his brain registers what steven just said and then he'll just verbally keysmash like "IUQYhnj(!*&????" . because he can do that this is canon im the author of glitchy red /j )

ღ steven's probably the best at flustering you two, though. after all he Did used to be a people person and also had a girlfriend. although he used to be stereotypically romantic and cheesy with it, but nowadays especially the more the relationship goes on, he can just casually say smth like "You look hot, by the way." and just not think about it. he always flirts in a very blunt and straightforward way like this and it messes with you two - he finds the reactions funny and will just silently chuckle to himself.

ღ i sort of forget a bunch of details abt glitchy reds og pokepasta sometimes - for example glitchy Probably not having pokemon due to the weird... cursed... poison... thing in the og pokepasta. therefore, you all have a mutual pokemon as a pet. which is a big hulking fucking dragon. you know what time it is baby its MIKI TIME !!!!!!!! glitchy might be freaked out around her, mainly her... missingno bits. missingno doesn't scare him as much as it used to - there were much worse glitches out there to him, but god he never gets fully used to it. he'll eventually calm down the more and more he sees her, but he can't help but be unnerved. still gives her pets though and she seems to appreciate it?

ღ due to this steven will sometimes make miki jumpscare glitchy bc he finds it funny. glitchy Very much does not find it funny and he'll panic and glitch out pretty hard. miki feels bad. steven feels a little bad. you have to reconcile them after this like you do a bunch of other times </3

ღ glitchy also does piss off steven and fuck around with him sometimes more than he should though. they really just like to get under eachothers skin. and then sometimes make out as an apology. Most stable polycule x 2. they're sort of petty and childish with how often they try to prank and piss each other off. neither will stop until you tell them to or until they even the scores out between them. please help them or else they'll divorce for the 45th time ( they're not even married )

ღ glitchy is usually the one who points out and pushes steven to take care of himself, though. if you're bad at doing that for yourself then he will with you as well - he notices because he's surprisingly the person that takes care of himself the most. ever since he got out of the game he craves to feel and be real, so he loves to eat and bathe and sleep and do all of that since he was never able to in the game, so it's easy for him to notice when you two aren't.

ღ steven sometimes has bad dreams, mostly about The Incidents. it'll be pretty clear when he does - usually grumbling or sleeptalking and moving around in his sleep a decent bit. due to glitchys Dream Bullshit Powers he'll help steven if he's awake when he's having a bad nightmare. same with you. i like to think glitchy just doesn't have the capability dream whatsoever ( or he does but theyre always lucid ), but it's up in the air.

ღ these two both hug spine crushingly tight because both are very undersocialized. you have to tell them to knock it off and go lighter. when they cuddle with you in bed though, they're noticeably a lot better about it. the two wrapping their arms around you makes you feel really safe and loved.

ღ whoevers in the middle when you two go to bed / cuddle changes sometimes. steven's content with being on the sides, but glitchy and you i like to think sometimes argue for that middle spot. he loves being held even though he will never admit it. please hold his hand or hug him he will Fucking die.

ღ when glitchy or steven can't sleep, they're both the type of person to just sorta watch you sleep and take comfort in it. they don't intend to be creepy about it but if you wake up and just see their red fucking eyes staring back it is slightly jarring.

ღ steven is at least decent at cooking. glitchy is trying to learn how. both are Malewifes. will give you breakfast in bed with a side of 50 kisses.

ღ if you ( or glitchy, somehow??? ) are sick though, steven will be the one to try to take responsibility, mostly bc glitchy doesn't know ... how to really help. and steven's used to taking care of sick people since he's had a few times in his life where he had to care of his brother, his (ex) girlfriend, and his pokemon when they were sick. if steven himself is sick though he'll just either pretend he isn't and do his day-to-day things until he collapses, or will just sit in bed until it goes away.

ღ glitchy has a soft spot for plushies and will probably buy and collect a few to adorn your ( probably shared ) bed/bedroom with.

ღ they both snore a little, glitchy snoring the loudest. i hope you are not annoyed by snoring bc if you are then uhh. Woops.

ღ steven has gotten into the habit of making some hot tea for himself and you two whenever he wakes up, so i hope you like tea. it's mostly for his own throat to be honest.

ღ please massage steven's back for him his scoliosis is fucking awful. literally if you even just lay on his back he'll probably like it. glitchy slouches a little but not as often. if you asked steven to stand up straight you'd hear 50 of his bones crack /j /probably

ღ steven's usually either basically always up or is up at the weirdest times ever. dude who goes to bed at like 8 am. or 4 pm.

ღ glitchy i don't think is much better but he's slightly more normal about it. they'll try to orient their schedules around yours though ( aka by sleeping around the time you do ), since... neither really have much to do anyways?

ღ since glitchys the one that goes out a lot ( other than maybe you ) he buys the two of you gifts a lot. you will be bombarded with affection. NOW !!

ღ ok i dont have that much else to pad this out with uhh erm uhhhhhhh. they may fight w eachother a lot but they really do love eachother. and you especially! you're like the glue that holds the whole thing together and the two of them really appreciate it.

I couldn't finish the drawing I had planning today so can you hold this bomb for me for a second byee

Hi! I’m sorry if this is too hard but I never see any representation of Type One Diabetes and I was wondering if you could make a platonic fanfic of Garcello and Y/N, like he helps them go to appointments or let you vent to him about having type 1 diabetes. Also please ask me if you don’t know much about the condition I’m diabetic myself! Sorry for asking-

(I'm really sorry that this took such a long time, but I couldn't come up with any ideas to start the scenario off, so I hope that headcanons are fine. I did some research to write this, but if I got anything wrong about type-1 diabetes, let me know ˆˆ)

As your friend, Garcello would definitely want to help you out if you'd allow him to, so you should expect having chats with him about your condition. He'll ask questions such as: "what can I do to help?" "what would you like for him to do, to help you out?" "if you're experiencing low-blood sugar, what should he do for you?" "what foods can you eat and which ones are off the table?"

For someone so laid-back and easy-going, he does quite a lot of research on type-1 diabetes, but when it comes to actually helping and supporting you, he'll ask you those questions to make sure he's actually doing something that'll help you out. For example, if you'd want him to remind you to check your blood sugar whenever the two of you hang out, he'll try his best to keep that in mind and he'll gently remind you every now and then.

Or if you'd like him to comfort you whenever you feel distressed or if you're in any sort of physical discomfort due to the symptoms you feel, he'll try to help the best he can. In general he'd try and help you relax and do something you enjoy, go out for a walk, or the two of you can sit down and talk about it and rant to him, or if you want to do something else, that's fine with him so long as it helps you out. If your mental health starts to take a turn for the worse as a result of all the stress, he will not hesitate to intervene and talk to you, even suggesting therapy to help.

If you feel any physical pain like headaches or fatigue, he'll offer you some headache medicine or an ice pack and encourage you to lay down and get comfortable. If turning the lights off in the room helps with that, then he'll close the curtains, turn the lights down and dim the room.

He's willing to spend as much time as he needs to in order to learn how a glucagon spray works, or what he needs to do when you're experiencing low or high blood sugar. And now he usually keeps a snack or a drink on him to help raise your blood sugar or help with ketones if necessary.

He doesn't mind accompanying you to appointments, whether it be driving with you there, or walking. And while the two of you wait for the doctor to call you in, he could keep you entertained with a funny conversation, or the two of you could just enjoy one another's company in silence.

Whenever the two of you hang out—and if you like eating out at restaurants sometimes, he'll make sure to ask the server about the carbohydrate count if you forget to. Or if you prefer making your own food at home, he could help you prepare and cook it, but he's no Michelin star chef.

He tries his best to keep an eye out for any symptoms of high or low blood pressure, and whenever he thinks he's spotted one, he'll encourage you to check on your blood pressure. He'll say there's no harm in being too safe.

You already know this, but he has a bad smoking habit, and he sometimes tends to offer people a cigarette. Of course he learns that smoking can be really harmful to your health, so he tries to keep himself from smoking around you and he leaves any cigar pack he has at home. Despite being so neglectful of his own health at times, he doesn't extend the same courtesy to any friends of his. Especially if he cares a whole bunch about them. So in general, he'll make sure to do his best to help you take care of your own by providing whatever support you'll allow him to.

The ‘you’re mature for your age’ to sleeping with a bed full of plushies in your mid twenties pipeline is real

tag the song playing in your head rn

Childhood blues-

One, two, three, and four

I count on my hand, it should be more.

The kids in my class all seem to get along with one another.

Playing, talking, shouting, running.

They all have someone to play with while I am alone.

Sitting on the empty swing set watching and observing.

They all seem to be having fun.

While I am alone..

Some kids spare me a quick glance

But then quickly return to playing.

I wonder if they ever feel lonely or anxious.

As if they're a bystander to an event that’s going on.

They all seem to understand each other.

What to say, what to do, and how to express themselves.

It makes me think that they had the key to being themselves.

While mine was lost and buried so I could never find it.

Is there something wrong with me?

I just had a dream of my mutual's Oc Chernobyl and my old Sonic Forces character interacting with each other. It was just mostly my Character showing Chernobyl those UIA cat singing videos.

@slimyalienfreak

Alligator Hybrid x Chubby Fem Reader

A/N: Sorry for starving yall from no content. I had the worst writers block and was demotivated as hell.. anyways here’s this and also this is my first time writing oviposition so just keep that in mind while reading this.

CW: oviposition, breeding, mating press, praise kink..

🐊 You had just been on a nature walk strolling through the woods when you came across a lake. You had decided to try skinny dipping. There was no one around and they’re weren’t any rules saying that you couldn't, so you took off your clothes and hopped into the water. The water was relatively warm but you felt like somebody was watching you. You tried your best to ignore it but the feeling got so bad you got out and left. Little did you know you had gained the attention from a certain water beast that was hiding in the lake. After you had left you put your clothes back on and went to your cottage that was a bit far away from civilization.

💚 You had decided to take up a little cottage that your aunt had but was never put to use. You returned home and took a quick shower before getting ready for dinner. As you were cooking you heard the sound of footsteps come from your front porch. You open the window and look outside but there was nothing outside. You continue to cook but you can’t help but feel watched. You ate and went to sleep.

🐊 The next day came and you came back to the lake. You were about to try skinny dipping again but you heard a man’s voice which startled you. You called out to tell the person to come out but what you didn’t expect was a man to come out of the water. The man was very handsome and not to mention probably very much stronger than you. You were about to run away but the man grabbed you by your arm. “Where are you going? Thought you came here to swim?” The man spoke, his voice taunting slightly. You had no problem swimming but now when there was something who was watching you undress yourself to swim.

💚 “I was.. I just didn’t think there was someone else here.” You told him with a slight huff. You could feel him sizing you up. You take a good look at him and notice he has a tail? An alligator tail at that you then look at his eyes and saw he had beautiful green eyes but instead of normal pupils he had black slits. This was an alligator hybrid. “You just now figured out what I am? Are you scared doll?” He teased you as his grip on your arm tightens. You swallowed nervously at him. “Please don’t kill me!” You pleaded to him as you hit his hand trying to get him to let go. He only looks at you with amusement.

🐊 “Please, why would I try to eat a pretty thing like you.” He spoke with a slight chuckle. His words made your cheeks turn red. “How do I know you're not tricking me.” You asked him as your eyes narrow. “Doll if I wanted to kill you I would have done it the first day you arrived at the lake.” He said in a casual tone while booping your nose. “Now I’m gonna give you a choice. You either become my mate or I eat you right here and now.” He snarled menacingly. Your blood ran cold at the thought of dying. “F-Fine I’ll be your mate.” You spoke in a fearful voice. “Good choice.. now come on get to the water.” He said as he let go of your arm and headed into the water. You let out a shaky sigh as you took off your clothes and entered the water with him.

💚 “Good girl..” He cooed at you while wrapping an arm around your waist. You felt his eyes travel down your body, drinking up every inch of you. He pinched your cheek and pulled on it slightly. He smiled showing off his sharp teeth. “Yes.. You’ll be a good little mate for me.” He spoke as he bent down and took a deep inhale of your scent. He could feel himself growing hard. You could feel slightly uncomfortable under his gaze but maybe it won’t be so bad to have a protector looking out for you.

🐊 Months pass and you and Antonio as you learned that was the alligator hybrid name was. Everything was good and jolly having him around until that is when he wanted to mate with you. He told you the process of mating was a bit different than it is with a warm blooded hybrid. You were a bit nervous about the egg thing but you decided to go into it with an open mind. So when you two got into the bedroom. He got on top of you and started to undress you. He groaned in pleasure once you were fully bare and nude. He caressed your curves and your breasts. He then pressed kisses to your neck and then he slowly went down to your shoulder then to your collarbone down your torso and stopped right above your pussy making you whine slightly.

💚 “Calm down sweetie, I'll get to her soon.” He cooed at you. He then came back up and took one of your nipples into your mouth and gently bit down on it making you yelp slightly. He grinned and sucked on it until it was a hardened peak. He switched to the other nipple giving it the same treatment. While doing that his hand traveled down your body and until it reached your clit. He started rubbing soft circles on it. The action causes you to gasp and then moan. He then pressed his lips to yours, swallowing your moans. His other hand then dipped down and teased your entrance. He pushed a finger inside you and groaned when he felt your walls tighten and then relax to his intrusion. He then added another finger to the mix and started roughly thrusting in and out of your cunny.

🐊 He kept his fast pace until you were on the brink of orgasm. He then pulled out which caused you to whine in protest. “Shh.. sweet thing gonna fill you until my cock.” Antonio whispered into your ear. He then unbuckled his pants and took off his briefs. His cock was large and there was a small vein on the side. He was already leaking pre-cum from just fingering you and hearing your sweet delicious moans. He lined himself up to your entrance and slowly pushed his way inside. Once he was fully inside he grabbed both of your thighs keeping them pressed close to your chest. There was a pleasurable sting that ran through your body, sending heat to your cunt. He began to thrust in and out roughly. “Good girl.. You're such a good girl. Taking my cock so well.” He praised you while rubbing at your clit making you see stars.

💚 “Antonio please f-fuck..” You babble but completely forget what you wanted as his tip kisses your cervix making a delicious pressure wash over you. You feel the familiar heat in your belly as you feel your orgasm approaching rapidly. With one final thrust you come all over Antonio’s cock. He groans as he feels your walls tighten around him. After a few more thrusts he cums as well. You suddenly feel his cock expand inside of you. You wail slightly while trying to wriggle and squirm but Antonio’s large arms are locked tightly around your waist making it impossible to move. Since you were still relatively new to this, he would only stuff 4 medium size eggs into your womb. You felt so stuffed your pussy clenched around the eggs before you fully relaxed around them.

🐊 “I can’t wait to see what our babies look like.” He says as he rubs your belly while looking at you with all the love and affection he has. You could only nod your head in agreement.