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✨ Daisy dukes, bikinis on top ✨

our favorite golden retriever boy's bday is soon AND powwow season is just around the corner so here's some indigenous headcanons I've got for alfred f. jones!

he is actively attempting to learn every single native language within his region, but fluently speaks osage, dine bizaad, hopi, mvskoke, and algonquian massachusett and ojibwa

he is the embodiment of sunshine. he can make everyone laugh, and that includes babies. that being said, he has been the reason for at least 100+ babies' first laughs and has proudly thrown parties for each of their families as per the navajo tradition

him (and matt) fully volunteer to drum and sing at powwows, especially at small town ones. they will roadtrip across canada and the us during the summer and absolutely bring the party to the 49. they also do it to overindulge in piccadilly and indian tacos

he is not a religious person but he does acquiesce in spiritual traditions he has picked up from native elders. the major one he uses is smudging. alike the kid from 'sixth sense', he sees dead people-- or ghosts to be exact lol. and he hates them! which is why he will often smudge and pray early in the morning, once a week, to cleanse any spirits from his house

smokes are always in his possession. while he does smoke on occasion, he mostly carries them with him for exchanges. for example, if he encounters a cool mineral on the roadside, instead of just taking it, he will leave tobacco behind as a show of appreciation

he feeds the rez dogs exponentially (even when everyone at every rez keeps telling him not to fuckin do that, you shitass)

put him on your rob list because he owns so many beaded jewelry and turquoise, it may just pay off your student loans and then some

his mutton sandwiches and navajo burgers will make you fall in love with him, no joke

If you’ll draw Matt’s slutty shoulders I’ll draw Alfred’s slutty knees

Your turn druže. I want knees.

Vintage postcard from the US commemorating transcontinental flight between Moscow and New York performed by a team of Soviet flyers in 1929. They covered 21,242 km (13,194 mi) in 137 flying hours.

Reblog to help Alfred Jones blast lasers at TERFS

hc that rus' facial hair just makes ame absolutely weak at the knees. like, panties drop to earth's core. like, severe dehydration. like, drooling at the m

little ivan as onfim. was he onfim? we may never know…..

HBD @astrophilic-soul!!!! please take a drawing of our favorite gay elders as a small gift to you! you are such a kind and phenomenally talented person and this fandom is so blessed to have you! thank you for everything you are and do!

they're having a staring contest and the loser pays for dinner

This Christmas I am thinking of Palestine and her children and their bravery and their resilience- much like the bravery of the Palestinian who's supposed 2023th birthday we celebrate these days. May they and all oppressed peoples see peace and new beginnings in the coming new year.

Sorry for my inactivity! I’ve been very busy these past few weeks but since winter break started for me recently I’ll try to upload a bit more often!

Here’s some recent things I’ve done!

1) IxChel (Chichén Itzá) protecting her man Achcauhtli (Aztec) based on that one Kevin Hart meme

2) Art trade with @makwandis , they wanted their Gilbert interacting with Lupe! He’s being scolded for not wearing sunscreen 😅

3) Silly little doodle of Al bothering Lupe inspired by a conversation I had with @pinkflipphonez !