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Title: Pup Speak

Summary: Kal Cavill and Dodger Evans trade observations about their masters

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Warning: it’s fluffy but mentions of NSFW behavior

Author’s Note: Ok I did something. I’ve had this idea for awhile that I wanted to write a story about Henry Cavill and Chris Evans and their dogs, Kal and Dodger. The idea was suppose to be the dogs talking to each other about their masters’ antics; basically a Look Who’s Talking story but with dogs. I mentioned it to @littlefreya and after some shitposting to each other, I rearranged some stuff and turned it into this silly little edit. It’s not the story I originally meant but I thought it was hilarious just the same and I hope it makes you guys laugh too.

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When I was little my mom’s meatloaf was my favorite food. But ONLY her meatloaf. I didn’t like anyone else’s, and she told me that she would teach me how to make it when I was older. And when I was like 19? She finally taught me, but she told me never to tell anyone else and I was like weird but okay

Anyway, she was super fucking homophobic and abusive to me when I told her I was gay, so here’s the recipe

4-6 lbs of Hamburger/turkey burger

1 pk onion soup mix OR ranch mix

1 TBs ketchup

1 Tbs spicy brown mustard,

1 Tbs bbq sauce

1 Tbs steak sauce

1 egg

mix, shape into a loaf in a big pan, and bake at 350 for 2 hrs (maybe 2 and a half if you’re feeling dangerous)

You can get almost all of these ingredients at the dollar store, and have leftovers if it’s just you. The leftovers make great tacos if (taco seasoning is also like a dollar). Enjoy your revenge loaf

i need feminism because when jesus does a magic trick it’s a goddamn miracle but when a woman does a magic trick she gets burned at the stake

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