Manifesting Remus Writing Marlene A Song In Tcoptp Pt.2 🙏❤️

Polin in season three

Penelope: if I ask you a boy question can you promise not to be weird

Colin: of course

Penelope: okay, so there is this guy-

Colin: you can do better.

Are u rly a trobed Stan if come sail away doesn’t make you wanna cry

*Gregory and Hyacinth causing some type of trouble around the ton*

Hyacinth: I cannot believe that actually worked, No that’s a lie. I would’ve been surprised if it didn’t.

Gregory: A classic Hyacinth-Gregory mess around

Hyacinth: That is not a thing.

Gregory: Alright

I told a friend about your Colin/Eloise rivalry posts and he joked about Colin trying to seduce Phillip only to accidentally end up with a man-crush on him.

It's just that Phillip's level of friendly go with the flow attitude in the face of Bridgerton chaos is hard to resist

Colin shows up back at home at 3am with a drunken Phillip gushing to Eloise like "we went skydiving and ziplining and did scuba diving, and then he took me to this place that sells vegetarian food in Knightsbridge, oh and we got a tattoo on the way here that says Colin and Phillip 4life! IT WAS AWESOME!! did I mention your husband paid for everything, because that had me swooning"

"we did everything Anthony never lets me do!!! Now I get why you love this Guy"

And then, finally Colin has the pleasure of seeing Eloise go from calm to absolutely furious "YOU DID WHAT WITH MY HUSBAND"

meanwhile Colin keeps on gushing about all the other things he plans to do with Phillip now that he discovers his new friend's 100% compliance to Bridgerton chaos and dumbassery.

There's going to go watch bullfights and the circus and audition together for some play at a theater downtown because Phillip isn't scandalized by anything and unlike Benedict Phillip isn't stingy with the bill.

And Eloise is torn between hiding her himbo away or just throwing him to the wolves just so Colin can have a distraction from his obsession with Penelope. Still Eloise does try to strangle Colin for the stunt with the tattoo

when unique said she boycotted WSS bc kurtcedes weren't tony and maria. girl me too

I would die for Lucy Abernathy

Taylor swift wrote “you’re on own kid” for Penelope Featherington

Penelope: *pulls out her gloves* *glares into space* *exists*

Colin, obviously overcome: Must you be such a temptress? What sort of shameless behavior is this? Do you you intend to be my ruin? Driving my mind into such improper scenarios... A siren, you are, Penelope.

i just think they're neat!

Penelope: when I asked you to bring me something from the beach, I meant like a conch shell?

Colin, struggling to hold a seagull: well you didn’t fucking say that!