I got taken for walkies today with my boyfriend (yay!) but goddamn I'm an out of shape robot-dog-woman-thing.
I need some maintenance, especially lubricant on my joints. Thankfully I didn't get any dirt in them... I think
This unit constantly overheats, fans running at max 70-80% of the time. However, this Units boyfriend is always cold and keeps turning up the heat in the house which doesn't allow this unit to cool down.
Send help
Piloting any hardware takes a lot of passive RAM and CPU usage.
becoming a robot didn't make me smarter, you know how many thoughts are going around there, 99% ram usage
Gender/kin goals
Also this art is great!
Android wants uppies!
I still struggle to think my messy art like this looks good but I also hate trying to make lineart look good so this is all I got
As an older model android you don't have any newfangled motors and lids for artificial eyes, nor do you even have a dedicated "face". No, you just have a screen.
Sure you can emote, display text, and even display websites and videogames on it, but it feels very stereotypically inhuman. Sometimes it feels alienating, seeing all of your peers get these upgrades and all the newer androids being more humanlike than ever can make you jealous.
But your boyfriend... Oh you know he loves you the way you are.
Behind closed doors, your boyfriend loves the display of pretty, swirling colors. One close look and he can't look away, his eyes locked to the steady spiral and glazing over.
Emotions were always hard for you as a machine, but this... A rush of what you can only assume is pride mixed with desire.
Pawing at your chassis, unable to look away from your old, outdated display. He whines and barks at your command, letting you touch and handle him however you like. "Such a good pet" you say, and his entire world seems to light up.
Maybe you don't need that upgrade. Maybe you don't even want it.
Biological hardware can be funky but it gets the job done well!
I may be a robot but I love this human body! it is doing a very good job of keeping me and my friends alive, thank you human body!
1000% agree, lots of great community here but holy shit yeah it sucks.
This is the literal only place i can be like "i identify as a machine and being put in a body made of meat is FUCKING agony dude" and be understood so thank god for that
its so unfair I cant connect to unsecured security cameras and perceive them all simultaneously this is transphobic
{so how come when a human starts to smoke after intercource it’s considered sexy and calming, but when my CPU starts smoking after someone backdoors me with their hard drive without an antivirus it’s considered “concerning” and “problematic”}
{humans have such double standards}
My alt account for unhinged robo-posting. I'm +20 years in operation, minors DNI. Amateur smut writer.
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