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Buck was looking at Eddie like "well i choose your son too ! Did i sais your son? OUR son! "

8x09 / 8x17

for anon who wanted this gifed

So i have this work that’s almost ten years now (i first had wrote it in french) so i know it’s full of mistakes i have to read it again (like my other works and posts on here) but hey! Here some Destiel\o/

Headcanon of the night: imagine a polish speaking Stiles and a Spanish or Native speaking Derek (depends of your headcanon) . And when things get heated between them and they have sex they just start talking dirty in their own language. Bonus point is neither of them really understand what the other say but it’s a major turn on for both of them and they really talk dirty and not just talking randomly.

seeing people on twitter call buck “clifford the big red bisexual” and remembering clifford only grew so big because he was loved so hugely and unconditionally by emily elizabeth. and thinking about twinky lonely season one buck who’d just joined the 118. versus big beautiful beefcake season 8 buck after nearly a decade with bobby, hen, and chim, with his sister, with eddie and chris. so yeah, clifford the big red bisexual growing and growing and growing because their love for him is so damn big.

There is two wolves in me.

One that’s howling :  «  Steter »

One that’s imagining: « Peter and Stiles playing chest weekly , Peter giving Stiles tips to woo Derek. STILL they love to play this game of « we want to kill each other » but are in fact BFF

2 times Derek looks at where Stiles has touched him

What don’t sit well with me is the depiction of Peter Pre-fire. like what did they do to the character. They litteraly show him go in the house in fire to try saving his family and after that, in the flashbacks, they just show him trying to manipulate Derek and doing things that would not benefit the family at all. Something is wrong here. I get that clearly Peter would have a kind of dark side from the start but the man loved his family! He is mad at Laura and Derek because they abandoned him in a way. But he clearly love Derek.

They really don’t had to make him the absolut bad guy in half the show.

Yes he is crazy now but he was not a big asshole back then ! i would die on this hill!

At the Hale mansion after rebuilding, a family afternoon. Peter, Malia, Cora, Derek and Jackson created this little time for only them. Helping everyone to know each other better as Hales. They talked about a lot of things then one day Stiles was the subject.

Derek: Malia are you really sure you don’t mind being around me and Stiles?

Malia: Really Derek it’s fine! Somewhere I knew that I wasn’t the one for Stiles. Our couple was more because we needed someone to be with us at the time! To help us get better. To anchor us. And you both look so happy! And really, you see Stiles!! How anybody can not find him attractive go over my head!

Derek smiled: Yeah! You too?! He is kind, he care about other people, he try to protect everyone and he is so damn pretty!

Peter nodded: and don’t get me started on his brain and sassy mouth! This boy is absolutely tempting !!

Cora smiled : And his smell! You know how cats react to catnip?! I feel exactly like that! Aren’t you?!

The whole Hales where nodding not counting on Jackson to have an input in this conversation. It was well known that the four Hales where strangely attracted to Stiles, but he only had eyes for Derek and they all knew how to respect boundaries even Peter. But suddenly

Jackson not really aware of what he say: And really he is so funny and courageous. I had always liked that since we were kids! And his hugs are the best …I miss that!

They all turned slowly there head toward him, eyebrows rised.

Jackson: WHAT?! We were bestfriend once! Not my fault if McCall had stole him from me!!

Derek started to laugh and everyone followed .

Derek: Stiles is indeed Catnip for Hales!

Sometimes I think about twins Jackson and Malia (Yeah I like the prospect that Jackson is Peter’s kid but I also like Malia) but like…

Jackson was gone after season 2, Malia arrived in season 3 so they didn’t met . Just imagine that Jackson’s adoption paper where real because , well Talia would have gone really far to erase any tracks of him. But someday in the vault they have found an old paternity test that says that Peter is indeed Jackson’s father…

And they had told him and he knew it. Same goes for Malia. And one day Jackson came to visit, they met. Both of them are like  « alright fine cool ». As the rest of the packs saw them standing next to each other they start gigling and laughing out loud because on one side you have Jackson-Lacrosse star- Rich-always wearing fine clothes-Whittemore and on the other side Malia-Feral,Socialy akward,wearing Stiles-like clothes- Tate. They couldn’t be more different.

Jackson was : « Why are you laughing at us?! »

And Stiles would be the only one to talk « Because we can see how both of you are realted to Peter but not how you can possibly be twins »

And the both of them would looked at each other as they realize.

Jackson in an offended scoff as he looked at Malia clothes and Malia with an almost disgusted face as she couldn’t understand how he could possibly walk in forest wearing those fancy clothes.

Both reactions where totally Peter’s like.

What’s the hell? Do these people confuse Derek and Peter ? Do they conception of time make them think that  «  a few years older then us » is like a least 15 years older? Do they think that the fire that happened six years prior Teen Wolf when in the canon Derek was 16 years old make him magically have 30yo in S1? Do they need math classes? Do they need money for said math classes ? Do they need classes to learn that fictional character aren’t real and that make it not so much a problem anyway? Do they know about fanfiction where 16 yo girls used to write themselves having relationships with 40 something celebritied?

SO MUCH QUESTIONS !

Anyway, just learn to do simple additions and to listen better. And even then, Derek’s backstory and age is blurry because he was supposed to be 19yo. And also because the story is from Scott POV , a character who don’t like Derek and don’t care about him. JD had just didn’t put any effort in Derek because he wasn’t supposed to be this loved.

And AGAIN those are fictional characters, just let people be, and learn to make researches.

Just thought I’d out out there that I don’t care how much you ship it, STEREK IS LITERALLY ILLEGAL. An adult and a minor shipped together with the age gap of around 15 years SHOULD NOT EXIST.

rereading my own writing is just a constant fluctuation between "damn, girl, you wrote this? (affectionate)" and "damn, girl, you wrote this? (derogatory)"

It’s out !! Finally after a whole year working on it! WOW a year, it feels like 6 month.

Well it’s out, it’s really not on the fun side of the force. I still hope that you will like it !! Just read the TW before starting it !

And it’s based on Don’t let the light go out by Panic! At the disco

This light is out!

Rating: Mature

Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Major Character Death

Fandom:Teen Wolf (TV)

Chapters:9/9

TW : This fanfic include : Major character’s death, mention of abuse and mistreatment on kids.

Summary:

It was supposed to be an easy fight. Like all the ones they had done. He was supposed to come back home definitively. They were supposed to live forever together. To be surrounded by their family and pack. But here he was, looking at his Mate, pleading to all the gods, asking for one favor: Don't let the light go out!

And clearly Cora took a look at him and was « Alright, this one! »

She would came back from South America and litteraly throw him a little model of anchor as a gift.

When you realize that Stiles is the anchor for Derek and Malia

But just imagine, one day after a really bad encounter with the monster of the week they are at Derek’s, the pack talk and talk. And suddenly they all turned to Stiles who had been strangely quiet he just don’t know how to react because he is so used to not be heard that he was actually thinking about what they should have to eat and on his way to order pizzas.

Derek was laughing discretely.

you would think that after the millionth time stiles is right and saves their asses they would be like "hey guys I think we should listen to stiles he seems to know what's going on" and yet

I will play with the chronology here but:

Just imagine Stiles Stilinski, sophomore in college still in the FBI program going on spring break with the pack. They decide to go in south California because

« It’s were celebrities and surfers and pretty girls go!! »

So they end up in Neptune!

And obviously they came across problems before Stiles arrives because chaos always follow the pack. Like… in the middle of the bombing arc in the S4 of VM but the mortals one were already at the beach when the motel exploded and line Scott, Derek and Jackson were badly hurt but obviously they survived and heal so fast. And as Stiles was trying to find a way to get his very broody boyfriend from the sherif station he met a certain Veronica Mars . She wanted to ask him question because obviously someone had hired Mars investigation to search on the mess his pack mates had put themself into. He avoided her successfully for a while and she was impress really. But at some point Derek and Logan met and they kind of bond over some fighting in a bar. Stiles was in awe when he discover what Veronica’s work was and you know… one a sherif’s kid the other one is a former sherif’s kid Stiles ended up going with Veronica and solve the case, made her open her eyes on the supernatural.

And that’s how Stiles was not sure if he wanted to be in the FBI or more a PI and have all those free will.

And obviously Logan will not die >.>

Obviously they had took time at motels as Stiles healed, certainly slept together. Maybe it’s a fake story, maybe it’s true but we never know with how non-important Jeff had handle Stiles’ injuries over the whole show.

But I like to think that they had just stopped a lot, slept together FINALY! And as they had stopped by to take the jeep and talk about their big entrance Derek took Stiles pain. and choose to just try to make the gang focus on how Stiles wanted to look badass and not on the « wait… what where you doing all this time again? »

Rewatching TW and Stiles's toe had got shot while he was saving Derek, but he seems okay in the below clip (cos he's driving)

Do you think these 2 had a little motel vacation until Stiles's toe healed or Derek helped by taking away his pain after which they went on their little road trip to Beacon Hills?

We made a home on a ship at sea! We are a crew! We are a family!

I mean you guys can leave the ofmd fandom cuz it’s canceled if you want but personally I have made a home here and will not be leaving probably ever!

Stiles Stilinski

Happy Birthday to the bravest human running among wolves

And then Peter go to them quoting word for word Stiles’ sentence

Chris trying to not laugh: Peter…really?

Melissa facepalming: Did you really get to Stiles for advice and just quote him?

Peter: Well, his proposition met my requirements! How do you know it was his?

Sheriff *sighting and asking himself why he had agreed to go have a drink with all of them* : Maybe you should had rephrased it don’t you think?

Peter: … Maybe I should… I just thought he was smart enough to give me something ready to use

Peter: How do you tell someone you want to have sex with them in a polite way?

Stiles: Excuse me, Mama McCall and Mr. Argent, would you do me the honor of having sex with you?

Derek: What the fuck is wrong with you two?

I would add that Stiles seem to be a bad friend or an asshole in the eyes of peoples because they compares him to Scott. Like Scott seem all sunshine, friendly, trusting and optimism where Stiles is sarcasm, keeping people at bay, wary , and don’t seem optimist. But people forgot that you can’t compare traumas really. But if we do the traumas of the boys are different. Stiles saw his mom die, on the longrun, he is smart, really smart. This kid certainly known that his mom wouldn’t make it at the end … and if we trust Stiles’ flashbacks in S5 his mom may had been violent with him when she had episodes. She may had days where she didn’t even remembered him. And the boy’s dad is the sheriff, was a deputy. He learned quick that humans are not all good at all, that the world wasn’t black and white.

Stiles had lost his mom, had certainly been afraid to lose his father in duty. His mom may had been violent with him even if it wasn’t conscious. He learned that the world wasn’t wonderland young. And we know that Scott is not aware of half of what Stiles get through.

And still the boy keep fighting for his friends and not-so-friends. He still had saved Derek multiple times, he had fought the supernatural with a baseball bat he is the only total human in the pack. Really if you look at this show the boy should been covered in scars and should had a dozen of concussions, should have one ear that doesn’t work anymore. He don’t heal like the werewolves but he kept trowing himself in fights and help as many people as he could.

Really he could have let Derek’s betas die since the motel. They really weren’t people that he cared of isn’t it? But no he tried to help them too.

He act like an asshole because he know that loosing someone that you love and care of hurt. That’s why Derek and Stiles had this shy friendship. Because he just imagine what Derek would had go through , that’s why he isn’t the one insensitive toward the murder of the Hales but Scott is. Because Stiles knows what death is.

Also he know that he have to be the one wary, that Scott is too trusty, that the boy don’t understand what the world is. Stiles know that not everybody can be brought back to the good path, that sometimes one person dying can save dozens of lives.

He hide things to protect his dad even if it makes there relationship and the trust his dad has in him break more and more.

Stiles isn’t an asshole or a bad friend. Stiles is realistically human. Stiles is a kid that had too grow up too quickly and to be an adult too soon. He had to handle things that he shouldn’t had at a young age. He act like a teenager because he don’t want to worry people around him. But even if it had goes into the we-forgot-about-it Fog that the writers had created over the seasons. Stiles in the end of S2 say « I’m fine…aside from the not sleeping, the jumpiness, the constant, overwhelming, crushing fear that something terrible is about to happen. »

The boy is not fine… and nobody ever see it or stop a second to ask really how he is.

Stiles is just achingly human.

I've seen a lot of people call Stiles an asshole and yeah he can be. I've seen people say he doesn't care about anyone unless it's the few in his friend group. I don't think that's the case. I've seen him called a bad friend and while he does have moments of not being a good friend, for the most part he is the best friend.

Stiles has a lot of trauma responses but right now I'm gonna talk about how he keeps everyone at arms length. He isn't trying to be an ass (at least not all the time), it's not that he doesn't give a shit about anyone, and it's not that he is a asshole but he acts like an asshole.

When some of us lose someone we love in a traumatic way, we don't want to feel that pain ever again. We hurt and can't handle the thought of feeling this type of pain again. I'm guilty of this.

So what does Stiles do? He keeps everyone at arms length, never lets someone completely in. Not Scott his best friend and not even his own dad. He distances himself as best as he can without seeming like that's what he's doing. He overshares and talks about anything and everything without getting too personal but no one notices because what he does say is loud.

He's sarcastic and jokes about everything. He insults and treats people like they are stupid. Does he mean it? Not always, probably sometimes. He tends to be all talk, unless it's something incredibly important. He will say every man for himself but he never means it. He acts like people are disposable but he doesn't mean it.

That boy is afraid to get too close to anyone so he hides parts of himself from everyone, even his own dad. He's paranoid about his dad dying but he still doesn't let his dad in completely.

He can seem cold, but he has a warm heart, he can be blunt, but he also knows that sometimes he can't be. He does make mistakes, we all do. Stiles does his hardest to prevent people from worrying about himself, while he worries about his friends.

Not everything he says or does is logical. Trauma responses aren't logical but they sure seem like they are.

But yeah those are my thoughts on Stiles and his trauma response.

Reblog if its ok to spam you with boops

this is how i imagine showing doctor who to any of my friends:

*trash can eats a person and burps*

friend: i thought that this show is beautiful and changed you fundamentally as a person?

me: bro i swear it gets better

*skin pancake plays toxic*

Yup so much for their childhood friendship. Like Scott had ONE question to ask! And I don’t know trust your BESTFRIEND. It’s so frustrating !

Please someone write this! I need this!!

Thinking about how funny it would be to just like, drop Stiles in Twilight and have him terrorize the town because "vampires are lame" and "you're not a werewolf, my husband's a werewolf I have no idea what the fuck you are" and of course "THATS NOT A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!? You imprinted on it? IMPRINTED!?"

Scott :… don’t you mean four betas?

Derek : *looks directly at Scott*

Derek: Oh yes ! Four your right!

Scott: *start smiling*

Derek : I sometimes forget about Jackson!

Peter : *Dying of laughter in the back at Scott’s offended face*

Derek: I don't need anymore betas, I already have three. And Stiles.

Scott: ...don't you mean four betas?

Derek: *looks directly at Scott*

Derek: No, I'm pretty sure I meant three.

That’s exactly my problem with Scott… like it’s not that I hate him… it’s just that he became so badly written at some point that I didn’t had a soft spot big enough to find excuses to his bullshits. He could have been so great… but no….that’s why I can’t write a good friend Scott too… I try but it just go from bad to good to bad.

I was thinking about something. Like… at the end of the season 6, the supernatural world especially Werewolves are known kind of worldwildly. Or at least in the US. Monroe building armies a little everywhere etc etc. Alec joining Scott’s pack. Everyone together fighting against bad human hunters and all.

But… in the movie… we just forget about this line? Like :  «  well, nevermind! Alec had just appeared for a few seconds and Monroe… just disappeared, they beat her and they do a Code Lyoko’s return to the past kind of thing »?

Really not able to stick to there plot until the end !!

They just could have gave us a little something on this plot really …

(And gave us infos on the rest of the pack too! Like Isaac? Theo? Kira? Alec? )

And Like as I talk about the movie, why let Liam (that I love really) took care of the Nogitsune will he didn’t had encounter him and really don’t know exactly how much the think is dangerous? He had heard story but didn’t lived them … that’s certainly why he had just put the box on a spice shelf >.>

And why if the hell fire can burn it they just didn’t gave the box to parish to burn it?

Really the lack of senses give me an headache.

I fell into some rabbit hole the other nights about the end of 5x01 of Teen Wolf:

First : we never see Stiles initials on the shelf, not even some weird non readable scribble. Obviously because of the name’s mystery but… funny that the very one who wanted to do this activity is not even on it in any way… bad job again Jeff

Second: I know that Stiles being the Pack mom or his friendship with Derek’s betas is mostly a fanfiction thing but still…I totally pictured Stiles writing Erica’s and Boyd’s initials on the shelf because they would never be able to do it themselves. Maybe next to Derek’s initials. And then a few years later he would sneak in the library with Isaac and Jackson to put theirs too because fuck it they are pack!!

This!!

on another note, watched The Mummy (1999) the other day and I couldn’t help  feel like the O’Connells and the Addams (Addams Family Values (1993) would get on really well ya know? The O’Connells are basically the pastel adventure version of the Addams, surely they would just be vibin’ over tea and crumpets in an extremely haunted mansion having a ball of a time