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1 year ago

aita for leaving my wife of 7 years because wheatley became real

I Donยดt Think Im Capable Of Understanding What Twitter People Talk About Anymore

i donยดt think im capable of understanding what twitter people talk about anymore


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1 year ago

Iโ€™m dying right now, my mom just barged into my room holding a decked out piece of pound cake and singing โ€œwhoop, there she isโ€

โ€ฆI canโ€™t breath


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1 month ago

Ho CANNOT be talking ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”

Saying โ€œI hate bitches that that lieโ€

Like girlโ€ฆ.


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1 month ago

"About three things I was absolutely positive. First, King Julien was a lemur. Second, there was a part of him-and I didnโ€™t know how potent that part might be-that liked to move it move it. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."

- stephanie meyer's Madagascar, 2005


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1 month ago

a video that starts "how to dress to make your man OBSESSED with you ๐Ÿ˜" and it abruptly cuts to somebody dressed as a huge and uncannily realistic white whale


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