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If I were a lawyer ahahah๐๐
Omgg ahahahahaah I cantt๐ญ๐ญ๐๐ help-
Yes you can people! Yes you can๐ญ๐๐
Got the joke???๐ญ๐๐
Happens to me a lot๐ญ๐ญ๐
aita for leaving my wife of 7 years because wheatley became real
i donยดt think im capable of understanding what twitter people talk about anymore
Iโm dying right now, my mom just barged into my room holding a decked out piece of pound cake and singing โwhoop, there she isโ
โฆI canโt breath
Ho CANNOT be talking ๐๐๐
Saying โI hate bitches that that lieโ
Like girlโฆ.
"About three things I was absolutely positive. First, King Julien was a lemur. Second, there was a part of him-and I didnโt know how potent that part might be-that liked to move it move it. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."
- stephanie meyer's Madagascar, 2005
a video that starts "how to dress to make your man OBSESSED with you ๐" and it abruptly cuts to somebody dressed as a huge and uncannily realistic white whale