Harry Potter Quotes - Blog Posts

“There’s no need to call me sir, professor”

Hermione: I wanna be a main character so bad

Ron: Is that why you read on rainy days by the window?

Harry: [ignoring Ron] me too

Hermione: …

Ron: …

Hermione: you already are..

Harry: no, I wanna be the smart, pretty main character that’s whole story is getting the partner at the end, not the main character loses everyone ‘for the plot’

Neville: nah dw Harry I get ya

The ones that left us never really leave us

Sirius Black (PoA)

In Dumbledore’s Office

Fred: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Dumbledore: I don’t know, why?

Fred: To get to the idiots house.

Fred: Knock, Knock.

Dumbledore: Who’s there.

Fred: The Chicken.

Dumbledore: ...

Fred: ...

Dumbledore: I wont give you detention on one condition.

Fred: What?

Dumbledore: Go tell that joke to Snape.

Oops?

Is it bad that sometimes out of the middle of no where I quote a line from Harry Potter. 

Christmas At My House

Me:  Hey mom, can I open this present.

Mom:  Honey you have to wait, your brother is opening one.

Me: ...

Mom: Don’t even..

Me:  I did my waiting! Twelve years of it!

My Family: (Dying inside)

Me: In Azkaban!

Umbridge: What do you want Snape?

Snape: I wanted to say something.

Umbridge: Well go ahead.

Snape: Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought Voldemort was ugly until I say you.

Harry:😂

Lucius: I’m old.

Draco: ...

Lucius: Your supposed to say, “Your not old father.”

Draco:  But you are old father.

"Potter!Potter! Is it true you fainted? I mean you actually fainted?"

Draco

This is such an accurate representation of how it feels to have older siblings who do well

Slowburn in Harry Potter walked so Miraculous Ladybug could run

Hermione and Ron's relationship after prisoner of Azkaban was the foundation for:''We are just friends,'' trope.

Adrien Agreste clearly took notes.

ron: I can't imagine Snape with a sex life

*hermione and harry just staring at him*

*ron trying to imitate snapes voice*:Move to position 394

*hermione and harry choking on air*