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Alastor with an extroverted singer reader(headcanons preferred!)? I just.. can't stop imagining reader featuring on his radio show to sing or something when they grow closer, it plagues my mind ;_; (also love your layout!!)

Alastor x Extroverted! Singer! Reader

A/n: OMG I LOVE THIS WHAT ?! also thank you so much !! (ෆ˙ᵕ˙ෆ)♡

Warnings: None

Fluff✔️ Comfort❌ Angst❌ Smut❌

⋆ ˚｡⋆ Little backstory ⋆ ˚｡⋆

🎤✮ You’re a famous singer inside and outside of hell !! When you were alive you were a singer in the 2010’s and that legacy carried on into your afterlife :3

🎤✮ Once you heard of the “Hazbin Hotel” and all it had to offer (granted, it didn’t seem like much else other than a free room and some false hope..) you decided to go check it out, quickly piquing the curiosity of a certain Radio Demon…

📻𖤐 Alastor noticed your little habit of singing to yourself or humming a tune he didn’t quite recognize as you pranced around the hotel. He enjoyed observing people, after all.

📻𖤐 You seemed to never lack energy which was amusing to him to say the least; Always so exuberant and talkative to the people here, including him. It was like you had no clue who he was…

📻𖤐 He was here a while in hell before you showed up so of course you weren’t familiar with the Radio Demons legacy but still, it’s not like he knew that.

📻𖤐 Speaking of not knowing things, Alastor doesn’t own a phone or watch any TV so he also has no clue who you are either !! Guess that makes it even ( ⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝)

📻𖤐 It was only once you two started actually hanging out that he realized that you were a singer. Not exactly a huge revelation with all the singing you do and how you often disappeared at night all dolled up (to do concerts). Hindsight is 20/20 I suppose.

📻𖤐 Oh and not only were you a singer, you were a famous one. Though he’s not exactly surprised he’s never heard of you before, he’s not up to date with that kind of stuff unless Rosie’s told him about it.

📻𖤐 As you got closer with Alastor, he had decided to invite you as a special guest on his radio broadcast to sing !

📻𖤐 You happily excepted his offer, of course.

📻𖤐 it’s safe to say you became a special broadcast guest more often after the first time you appeared on his show. He’s started to take a liking to you ♡

𝐏𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐝𝐨 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞, 𝐫𝐞𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐬𝐥𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 ◟( ˃̶͈◡ ˂̶͈ )◞

ᯓ★ 𝐣𝐮𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐲

hi!! so for request, what about a vox x fem!reader but they got separated because he died first and now she's in hell looking for him?? sorry if that's too much 😭😭 that flat-screen tv has been consuming all of my thoughts

Oh My Goodness! That’s So Cute! Now. Here’s The Video Demon We All Adore~

⚠️ Warning ⚠️ Canon-Typical Violence, Yandere?Vox, Vox Being Protective Of Reader, Mostly Vox POV, Canon-Typical Power Abuse, OOC, First Attempt At A “x Reader”

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» You Two Were Alive You Were Very Close!

» Childhood Friends!

» When Vox Dead You Were Devastated By It.

» You Knew He Wasn’t A Good Person, Yet You Still Messed Him.

» When YOU Dead You Expected To End Up In Hell- And You Did. Congrats! 🎉

» Finding Him Wasn’t Exactly Hard. I Mean, COME ON!

» He Has A TV On His Head!

» Figuring Out Who He Was Wasn’t Exactly Hard Either.

» Not To Mention, You Knew What He Sounded Like, And How Bad His Obsession With Technology Was.

» Getting Close To Him Was The Hard Part.

» He Was An Overlord. You? Are Not.

(AndYouProbablyDon’tWantToGoDownTHATRoute)

» For Him Seeing You Again, Was Hard On Him…

» He Has So Many Questions!

» But, His First Priority Is YOU!

» Getting To You, PERSONALLY Seeing You, Protecting YOU.

» YOU Are Important To Him, And Damnit! He’s Not Losing You.

» So, Using His Power/Influence, HE Was The One Who Confronted YOU.

» It Was Quite Suspicious, But Hey, What Can Ya Do?

» After The Reunion, There Was SO MUCH Drama Surrounding You Two!

» It’s How Alastor Found Out About You~

» Vox Ended Up Not Only, Forcing Peppermint To Deal With It, But Also Do One Of His Usual Interviews To Clear Things Up.

» “I Was Just Offering A Exclusive Deal To One Of My Old Friends!”

» The Term “Old Friend” Made Velvette Suspicious.

» Valentino Was Excited Though!

ok but what if Vox aired the footage of Alastor getting his shit rocked by Adam thinking haha i'm so evil he'll be so EMBARRASSED except it backfires and Alastor becomes an overnight folk hero in Hell which he actually hates even fucking more and now neither of them are happy

Sexuality headcanons!! (Hazbin ver.)

The main cast:

Charlie: She/Her (Transfemme, Bisexual, Demiaroace)

Vaggie: They/Them (Agender, Lesbian, Demiromantic, Asexual)

Alastor: He/Him (Cisgender, AroAce)

Husk: He/Him (Cisgender, AroAce— qp with Angel)

Angel Dust: She/Him (Genderfluid, AroAce— qp with Husk)

Niffty: Any prns (Pangender, Abrosexual)

Sir Pentious: He/Him (Genderfluid, Bisexual)

Overlords:

Valentino: Any pronouns (Genderfluid, Polysexual)

Vox: He/Him (Transmasc, Omnisexual)

Velvette: She/They (Transfemme, Demi-Girl, Lesbian)

Rosie: She/Her (Cisgender, Bisexual)

Carmilla: She/Her (Cisgender, Straight ally— supports her trans and lesbian daughters *nod nod*)

Zestial: He/Him (Cisgender, AroAce)

Side characters:

Cherri Bomb: She/Her (Cisgender, Straight ally)

Mimzy: She/Her (Cisgender, Straight Ally)

The Angels:

Sera: She/Her (Agender, AroAce)

Emily: Any pronouns (Agender, AroAce)

Adam: He/Him (Cisgender, Bisexual, Asexual)

Lute: She/They (Agender, Lesbian, Asexual)

The Morningstars:

Lucifer: Pronouns change depending on how he feels (Genderfluid, Bisexual, Demiaroace)

Lilith: She/Her (Cisgender, Straight ally— supporting trans daughter *nod nod*)

These are all just my opinions!! Pls don’t attack me if you disagree!

Hazbin Hotel Masterlist

Charlie

Nothing yet

Vaggie

Nothing yet

Alastor

Alastor Headcanons

Husk

HuskerDust Fluff

Angel Dust

HuskerDust Fluff

Lucifer

Lucifer Smutshot

NSFW Headcanons

Vox

Obsessive Vox Headcanons

NSFW Headcanons

Valentino

Dating Valentino Headcanons

Velvette

Nothing yet

Adam

Soft Adam Headcanons

Lute

Nothing yet

Lucifer X GN!Reader Smutshot

It was another end to a rough week. The only thing you wanted to do was just go home to your loving husband and have a relaxing night where the two of you cuddled up together. Or at least that’s what you were hoping as you walked down the hallway that lead to your husband’s “study” room.

Upon reaching the door you heard whimpering and a muffled wet sound. You feared for the worse but didn’t think about it too hard, upon opening the door you saw him sitting at his desk with millions of rubber ducks around the room.

The whimpering only got louder as you got closer to him. Once you reached him you saw his eyes were squeezed shut and he had his ear buds that you gave him as a small gift.

(You got tired of hearing The Duck Song ten billion times a day)

You decided to lean down to hear what he was listening to but we’re met with both your moans. It was a video he’d taken from your wedding night. The video played from his phone until…you gently took out his ear buds. He froze and his eyes opened wide in fear of an intruder or a potential threat but once he saw you he relaxed a little.

“At least text me…you scared the shit out of me.” He pouted and turned his chair to face you before utterly freezing when your hand wrapped around his shaft and began pumping it. He whimpered and begged for more as he tried to buck his hips up into your hand but one crisp smack to his thigh from you had him moaning your name like an animal in heat.

Pre leaked from his tip and ran down to coat your hand, making you pump him faster. His noises got louder which made you give a smirk when you watched his blissful face blush brighter than it already was.

After a couple more seconds of pumping he let out a pornographic moan and sprayed his seed on your hand, babbling and thanking you while looking at you with a love drunk face.

“No one except you can make me cum like that.” He purred, his breath hitched when he was picked up by you.

“Let’s get you to our bedroom your majesty.” You teased as he struggled not to hit his second climax from you just simply touching him in a loving way.

In the bedroom he was begging for you to touch him, fuck him, and break him into whatever you wanted him to be. Blabbering on and on about wanting to be a good boy for you. The more he begged the more in detail and explicit his requests got.

He only stopped when you laid him down on the bed and kisses him. He kissed back and was rutting against you the entire time. More and more sinful noises of his pleasure left his mouth as the two of you got lost in the kiss.

After a few minutes of making out you pulled away to catch your breath. His noises were gaining in pitch as he continued to practically fuck himself against you.

“P-Please duckling?~ its starting to hu-hurt.” Lucifer shuddered but looked like he was about to cry when you pulled away. You began undressing, this gained his attention very quickly.

Not even 5 minutes later he about came just from the soul fact of what was about to happen. He saw you grab the lube from the bedside drawer and just couldn’t help himself when he saw you stretching yourself out.

You prepped yourself and positioned yourself over him then started to sink down on his shaft that was still rock hard from the anticipation. Both of you moaned and shuddered when you took him balls deep inside you. The second you shifted even the slightest bit had his eyes rolling back as he let out whines of your name and how much he wanted you to ease his pain. The moment you truest started riding him, his moans doubled if not tripled in volume.

“Y-Y/N!~ More!~” Lucifer pleaded seconds before he bucked his hips up into you, causing you to moan and his tip to hit the spongey spot deep inside you. Your sounds of pleasure only furthered his hips bucking up into you rougher than they had before.

Minutes pass and both of you near your highs,“Luci!~ Close!~ B-Be a good boy and cum with me.” Lucifer heard your plea which broke what little restraint he had left causing him to fill you will his warm load. The warmth brought you more pleasure and pushed you over the edge when the feeling combined with the sounds of his fucked out moans. After you regained your breath you reached down and kissed him gently on the lips before slipping off him, laying beside him in bed. Lucifer smiled warmly and snapped his fingers, using his magic to clean both of you up then pulling the soft plush blankets over both of you.

He snuggled up to you and tucked himself in against you before starting to drift off to sleep in your arms.

“I love you honey”

“I love you too your majesty”

Obsessive!Vox Headcanons

(Warning: Yandere behavior, suggestive behavior from Vox)

- ever since he first saw you he’s wanted to know EVERYTHING about you

- he has his workers set up cameras around where you live on the neighboring buildings, light posts, and any surface you could after he figured out where you live

- he gets royally pissed off whenever he sees you talking to someone else (especially Alastor or anyone from the Hotel)

- you never really noticed until you looked out your window because you heard a weird buzzing noise outside only to see one of the cameras on the building looking directly into your bedroom

- he was freaking the hell out just because you looked at him through a camera

- everyone is concerned for the both of you at this point 1. Because Vox can’t even mention your name without overheating or short circuiting and 2. Because you were just some random person he found on the streets by pure accident one day

- it was the same routine everyday for him. Come to his computer room, boot up the cameras and wait to see you, then flip out whenever you continue on with your daily tasks like just simply eating breakfast

- one day you just happen to be watching the TVs outside the Voxtek store, thinking about buying the newest phone since yours had a cracked screen, but before you knew it he “accidentally” bumped into you

- he knew he had to hurry before a crowd gathered around him due to popularity

- he tries to make small talk but you’re still freaked out over the cameras all around especially the ones that pointed directly into your house

- he gives you a smile and offers to give you the new phone for free if you go out on a date with him

- the new phone was $1500 but he offered to take you to the most expensive and hard to book a table at restaurant

- you hesitantly agreed due to the suddenness and how weird he was acting

- he was over the moon and by the end of the date he ended up scoring a 1 way ticket into your bed

- after the first date he insisted that you came to live with him and the other Vees

- he just found it easier to keep an eye on you whenever you’re basically locked in his room

Dating Valentino Headcanons

- whenever he gets really really mad his moth like squeaks get louder and he’ll be even more upset if someone points it out

- his wings and antennas are sensitive

- if you’ve had a long day and he is actually feeling nice then he’ll let you bury your face in the fluff on his neck

- he buys you almost anything you want unless he’s on one of his warpaths

- he loves when you rub his back after he’s had a long stressful day

- if you find out about what he did to Angel then he’ll try to soothe your anger towards him by buying your favorite food (it doesn’t work 98% of the time)

Lucifer NSFW Headcanons

- he’s very vocal in bed no matter if he’s pounding you or you’re pounding him

- if you overstim him he’ll start crying and his wings will appear (don’t worry dear reader, his wings are sensitive too)

- if he’s mad and you tell him to take it out on him then you’ll need a new headboard and you can’t walk properly for days

- he’ll cover you in marks no matter what but he’ll be putty in your hands if you mark him

- hold his hands while riding/pounding him into the mattress and he’ll start begging you to never leave him and keep going till he passes out

- he’s sensitive from not being touched for so long so combine that knowledge with his sensitive wings and he’ll cum just from the touch alone

- he loves to call you his duckling if you’re subbing for him

- anything you want to be called while doming him, he’ll call you it and beg even if you didn’t tell him too (he just wants to be a good boy for you)

Alastor Headcanons

- it takes a while for him to fully trust you but he proves he loves you by acts of affection

- not big on PDA but will give you cuddles and affection behind closed and locked doors or when he is sure no one is around

- loves to fix you different foods his mom fixed for him as a kid for your date nights

- he gives you special VIP access for his radio podcasts and sometimes he even lets you join in on them

- whenever he introduces you to Rosie she immediately falls in love with you and calls you two the power couple of Hell

- he’ll tell you jokes randomly just so he can see your joy

- you’re the only one who he lets play with his ears and tail

- protects you at all costs