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3 years ago

Emma: don't fratanize with the creature I'm still training it.

Emma's Mom; it's a dog Emma.

Emma: Yeah, I was talking to him.


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3 years ago

Repairing the World: Incorrect Quotes #1

Yang: We’re playing Scrabble. It’s a nightmare.

Salem: Scrabble? Scrabble’s great.

Yang: Not when you’re playing with Blake, it’s not. They put words like “ephemeral” and I put “dog.”

@sacred-song-of-immortal-izalith


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3 years ago

Salem x Yang Incorrect Quotes #2

Yang: Do you want to know your gay name?

Salem: My... my gay name?

Yang: Yeah, it's your first name-

Salem: Haha. Very funny Yang-

Yang: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Salem: Oh- oh my god.

@sacred-song-of-immortal-izalith


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3 years ago

Salem x Yang Incorrect Quotes #1

Salem: I can’t believe all these people are wearing black. black is supposed to be my thing, they’re all just posers.

Yang: Salem, for the last time, we’re at a funeral.

@sacred-song-of-immortal-izalith


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3 years ago

Elderburn Incorrect Quotes #3

Yang: The stars are so beautiful...

Winter: They're just giant balls of gas.

Yang: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then-

Winter: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you.

Yang: Oh...


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3 years ago

Salem x Yang Personal Quotes #1

*2000 years after Ozma’s defeat*

Yang: Hey, honey?

Salem: Yes dear?

Yang: Do you want to have a kid?

Salem, coughing up coffee: Are you serious?

Yang: 100%!

If anyone is wondering why I ship this, read this fanfic https://archiveofourown.org/works/20353327/chapters/48262228 by Flamesong on Ao3

P.s. I have an ox based on it if anyone wants to ask questions.

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3 years ago

Elderburn Incorrect Quotes #2

Winter, at Yang's funeral: I need a moment with them.

Everyone: Of course. *They leave*

Winter, leaning over Yang′s coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you’re not dead.

Yang: Yeah, no shit.


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3 years ago

Yang: ARE YOU-

Blake: Fucking.

Yang: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Blake:Fucking.

Yang: IDIOT!

Weiss: …What was that?

Blake: Ruby banned Yang from swearing, so I’m helping her out.


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4 years ago

Yang when she’s slightly inconvenienced: THIS IS THE WORST THING TO HAVE EVER HAPPENED TO ME. MY LIFE IS OVER. I AM RUINED

Yang when she’s actually hurt and upset: No it’s fine I’ve had worse haha it’s all good how are you?


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4 years ago

Dense Characters Who?

Arthur: Merlin? A Wizard? he would have a higher chance of taking out a dragon

Adrien: Marinette's just a friend, yes she looks exactly like Ladybug, but so does Kagami, It's just a coincidence, she can't possibly be Ladybug

Draco: Harry? The love of my life? please, Malfoy's don't love

Harry: Fixed glasses? Don't know them

Catra: What, do you want me to say something? My undying love for Adora, and the pain I felt after she left me and I realized she was a princess, and my unhealthy way of using anger as a means to project it? That's preposterous

Ruby: A full proof plan? We tried that, it failed, so now we fail in style

Usagi(Sailor Moon): I wonder who Tuxedo Mask could be

All of the sailor scouts: Blonde hair, blue eyes, bunhead? the princess cant possibly be Usagi.

Bloom: [has fire powers]

the Winx: Ya'll see something?


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4 years ago

Having been friends with Nora all his life, prepared Ren for the absolute chaos that was Jaune Arc, and you can't tell me otherwise.


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4 years ago

OK, I'm done spamming, but look

When Ruby and Yang return Home

Ruby: these are my girlfriends

Penny and Weiss holding hands: Hello!

Yang:[Showing off] These are my girlfriends

Blake holding Nora back from running off: Nice to see you again-- Nora, stop!

Taiyang Xiao Long: Do we tell them?

Qrow: no.

Ironwood:

Winter: yes.


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4 years ago

Flower Power

Nora: Guess what I have!

Ren: What?

Nora: An idea!

Ren: [inhales deeply] no.

ii.

Nora: Ren, Ren, Ren!

Ren: [reading]

Nora: How would you take me out?

Ren: I would certainly not use lightning

Nora: What?

Ren: What?

later in the night

Ren: Oh she meant-! Oh!


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4 years ago

Rwby Rants

Ruby, gushing about Wiess: My girlfriends Wiess-fucking-Schnee, she would freeze all of you with zero hesitation. She has tried to stab me many times! Her Semblance is out of this world!

Emerald and Blake about to let go of some suppressed rage:

Emerald: Yeah? Well, mine leaves for long periods of time, coming back with a bottle of issues, emotional manipulation and the autumn maidens power, and a chick with an umbrella!

Blake: Bitch, my girlfriend has anger issues, using her prosthetic as a weapon to make things go KABOOM!

Qrow: My boyfriends dead.


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4 years ago

Yang and Blake are my babies

My angsty head-canon is that Blake still, even after volume 6, and after getting rid of Adam, continued to blame herself for what happened to Yang. To the point where, whenever they aren't busy saving Remnant and have time to themselves, Yang goes out to train, Blake follows after her. She lays down in an area where she can watch Yang; hear her sounds, the laughs she lets out when she, idk, uses brute force to cut down a tree! Her blonde her tied up for those few seconds. Red eyes glowing. Blakes' book would be forgotten, until Yang turns around to look at her, eyebrow raised; childish grin on her face. Blake's eyes drift down, her ears twitch.

She wouldn't look back up at her, but she would remember the moment they met. Yang asking her name, introducing herself, giving her hand out to shake. She would remember how she tried to ignore her, how dismissive she was, and how warm her hand felt. Blake would look up, staring at Yang, her hands, the way she moves with no hesitation, the sound of her punches. While her ears press against her head, she would stare, feeling guilty, knowing that Yang didn't blame her.

But each time she watched her train, she would think of the day she willingly refused to grasp her hand in her own. How she lost a single happy memory with her. I imagine when it gets that bad, Blake would walk over to Yang -- whose adrenaline at that point is through the roof, chest heaving, covered in sweat, hair flowing down her back in a nest of tangles. Saying nothing, Blake would stand in front of her, till Yang, smiles with complete joy, dragging Blake closer to her by her waist, pressing her hand against her dark hair. Breathing against her hair, while her heart and breathing rate calms down. While Blake wastes no time, hugging her back, promising to never let go of her.


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