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no no just asking in general I didnt want to send in a request with a charcter you didnt want to write lol sorry if I was the confusing one
No, it’s fine! Sorry for the mix up, haha, I can write for any character that you’d like. It’ll just depend on if I’m able to write like them within the fics. Other than that, I don’t writing for any character! 😊😊
Completely agree
Bender and Andrew in The Breakfast Club (1985)
Just found out that Judd Nelson was 26 filming The Breakfast Club, my life is OVER
Me: hey I don’t look half bad today
My brain: you look like Bender from the Breakfast Club
Me:
Me: GENDER ACHIEVED
dont.....dont call me out like this!!!!!!
it’s so important for your health and well-being to get overly attached to a fictional man who is both deeply amoral and unbelievably, pathetically sad
Amy & Hope are the new (and better) Claire & Bender
istg John bender was born to be a theatre kid
Conversation's with John Bender while and before dating...
John Bender x gn! reader
A/N: Not my gif
John: Oh, here’s my award for the most rules broken!
Y/N: That’s not an award, it’s an angry letter from the school.
John, hanging it on their wall: Well, it has the word ‘most’ in it, so I’m calling it an award!
Y/N: Your John Bender right?
John: You a cop?
Y/N: No.
John: Then yes, I am.
Y/N: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
John: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
John: Can I have some?
Y/N, mouth full of cheesecake: It's really spicy, you wouldn't like it.
John: I have an idea.
Y/N: A good idea?
John: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
John: I think I just figured something out. I got to go.
Y/N: Aren't you forgetting something?
John: Uhh...*hesitantly kisses Y/N's forehead before running out.*
Y/N: No, pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?
John: My assistance will be an act of beneviolence.
Y/N: ... Don’t you mean benevolence?
John: No.
John: And what do I get out of this?
Y/N: I will give you a dollar.
John: What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!
Y/N: How 'bout two dollars?
John: You got yourself a deal
John: Y/N taught me to think before I act.
John: ...So if I smack the shit out of you, rest assured that I thought about it and am confident in my decision.
John, upon learning how Y/N did a magic trick: So you’re not magic?
Y/N: Well, not really.
John: You’re just a liar.
John: Can I have 2 straws with that milkshake?
Y/N: Aww-
John: With 2 straws, I can drink it double as fast!
Y/N: You use humor to deflect your trauma.
John: Awww, thanks-
Y/N: That’s not a good thing.
John: All I’m hearing is that you think I’m funny.
Y/N: *running towards John with open arms*
John: *moves out of the way*
Y/N: Hey, why'd you move?!
John: I thought you were going to attack me.
Y/N: I was going to hug you!
John: Why would you hug me?
Y/N: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?
Y/N: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
John: Mine just says "John no."
Y/N: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.