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“Well John, if they are not going to make a distinction between Muslims and violent extremists, why should I take the time to distinguish between decent fearful white people and racists?”
—
Aasif Mandvi on The Daily Show (via nezua)
you really CAN. NOT. argue with that.
This guy is really going to regret sitting down with Jon
stebert
Okay this is a personal attack, it’s like my ao3 habits are following me
I make a talk show u quiz
I am losing my mind rn is this real
I miss him already, what the frick Apple 😭😭
I owe JP MorganChase $500,000 on my mortgage, but I decided, “You know what? Fuck this place! I’m just going to sell it for $50,000 and walk away with the money”, and under this new system, the guy who buys it doesn’t owe you guys shit!
Why is JP Morgan responsible for the liabilities of a company that they bought?
Aging is hot. Gray hairs are hot. Smile lines are hot. Get with it.