Kaz X Inej - Blog Posts

Did anyone else realize that Kaz probably cuts his own hair because he can't bear touch and that is the reason his haircut isn't that good which leads to Nina making fun of it????

Please tell me I'm not the first one to make this connection

Season 2 of shadow and bone was like one of those insanely tall cartoon sandwiches- lots of good stuff in there but how in the hell am I meant to jam that thing into my face in one go

Kanejjjj

came across this insanely kanej coded tweet

Oh Kazzle Dazzle

Best man part-1 <3

Jesper : I want you to be my best man.

Kaz : & I want Pekka's a** drowned under ice court but hey! It's Ketterdam, not some wonderland to grant wishes! Go away, Jes.

Jesper : *smug smile* Oh what a shame! Inej'd be Wy's maid of honour. We thought of saving the best man & maid of honour a dance but since you're adamant...never mind!

Kaz :

Kaz : What do you want me to wear?

Jesper being in love with Kaz for years. Jesper who at the start wanted to hate Inej so much because even if Kaz himself didn't know yet, he saw how Kaz looked at Inej, he looked at her like she hung the stars in the sky. Jesper who resigned to being Kaz's lovestruck best friend because he was still so happy to be a part of his life,someone Kaz needed, someone Kaz loved, even if it wasnt in the way Jesper wanted him too. Jepser who thought he would never fall in love again, and suddenly, Wylan happened. Suddenly, Jesper understood what Kaz felt for Inej because Wylan, with his pretty hair and glowing eyes, made Jesper believe he could find his happily ever after again. Jesper wanted to worship Wylan he didn't know how someone that perfect could ever look twice at him but Wylan with his curious, brilliant mind and his glowing smile not only looked at Jesper but allowed him to experience pure,all comsuming true love, to experience what it is like to find a soul that so perfectly intertwines with yours

Kanej will always be the death of me. Like ur actually joking right? Kaz couldn’t tell inej that he wanted her but grabbed her arm!?? ND TOLD HER TO STAY WITH HIM!!?! Call the cops right now.

My friend watched another episode of Arcane. She was talking about Jayce and Mel sleeping together saying it isn't right to sleep with your investments or just romantically involved in general. I was wearing my knife wife bracelet and she said kanej is different. She loves Jinx but hates Powder which is kinda weird.

I hear you and I raise it.

Kaz: If any Razorgulls encroach on fifth harbor again show them no mercy

The Dregs:…. yes sir

Kaz: can I help you

The Dregs staring at Inej and Kaz wearing matching sweaters: nope

Inej and Kaz are definitely not big on public displays of affection, but just think for a moment about how hilarious it would be if they were. Like can you imagine if your boss (who is like 20 max) has this super tiny super sweet gf who leans on him all the time and you just have to take orders from this chronically angry guy who is constantly hanging onto his girl like

Kaz, as serious as ever: if you see any Blacktips take them down. We don’t want them talking

The Dregs: … okay

Kaz: what

The Dregs, staring at Inej, who’s got her arms wrapped around Kaz’s stomach and her head leaning on his arm: nothing

K-Kanej?

The defeated and bloodied king was chained to kneel in front of his enemy and he says weakly: "Is my wife still alive?" His enemy nodded. "You fools," he said smirking, and the king starts laughing as the sounds of explosions getting closer shake the room.

Pekka Rollins : Where does Kaz Brekker live?!

Inej : With me

Pekka : Well, where do you live?

Inej : With Kaz

Pekka : Where is your house?

Inej : Next to Wylan’s house

Pekka : For the last time, wraith, where is Wylan’s house?

Inej : If I tell you, you won’t believe me

Pekka : TELL ME!

Inej : Next to my house

Inej : Jes, I was wondering-

Jesper : IT’S HAPPENING!!

Inej : What?

Jesper : I’D BE HONOURED

Inej :

Inej : WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT-?

Jesper : I’d be honoured to be your best man. When did you propose to Kaz?

Inej :

This is gonna be rushed but...

Inej and kaz getting married and they into the carriage and then Inej noticed there not heading back to Kerttdam but to lji and kaz brings her to his childhood home where they now live as inej and kaz rievtvelds and have a child named either alina or some reason the name sasha comes to my mind or jordie If kaz would be comfort with it if not I think they would name him Matthias and the two of them are just deeply in love and spend the rest of their lives happy ....

Would this happen 100% no but let me just dream this is so sweet

I feel personally victimized while writing this chapter. It is attempting to kill me. Send help.

Blood Meridian by violet_persephone

Chapter 3: June Tornados in Kansas

“So I’ll be scaling the train instead,” Inej finishes. “I remember.”

“Scaling the train while it’s moving,” Kaz stresses, narrowing his eyes at her. “Get inside the locomotive and make the conductor stop. The tracks will be destroyed, so the conductor would need to stop either way, but you’ll need to subdue him. Make him tell the passengers that they’ve stopped for maintenance. If we panic the pigeons, they’ll be more difficult to work with. Jesper and I will start at the first car, and Matthias and Nina will hit the last. We’ll reconvene in the middle.”

Inej’s hands shake as she says: “We’re robbing them, and then leaving. We aren’t harming anyone.”

Kaz’s head dips. “Unless they make things difficult.”

“Kaz. I won’t kill anyone. I won’t kill innocent passengers.”

He scoffs at her. “Yes, your holiness, you’ve made yourself clear. We’ll see about that.”

Blood Meridian by violet_persephone

Chapter 2: April Storms in Wyoming Territory

“Be quiet.” Kaz snaps, and the group falls silent.

Inej’s eyes are wide as saucepans. She looks at each of their faces.

“I know I’ve caused you all trouble,” Inej says quietly, “But don’t send me back. I won’t go back to Heleen. I won’t.”

Kaz feels his blood run cold. The others are stunned into silence. Nina says: “What? Inej, honey, what are you talking about?”

“Mr. Brekker bought me and it’s ruined your plans,” Inej whispers quickly, as if she thinks one of them will cut her off. Or worse, silence her with a slap across the face. Kaz clenches his fists, the leather squealing. “I’m sorry that has happened. But I don’t want to go back.”

Blood Meridian by violet_persephone

Chapter 1: March Rain in Colorado

Everyone west of the Mississippi knows the name Kaz Brekker. Kaz Brekker and his crew listen to the laws of no man, and have established a reputation in western America as infamous criminals. Inej, trapped by Heleen and her indenture, dreams of having the kind of freedom Kaz Brekker and the Dregs have. So when Kaz Brekker and his gang ride into town, Inej makes a deal with the devil. Though she had no idea she'd fall in love with him.

being an soc fic writer be like

Am I the only person that ships The Darkling with Alina?

Dancing Crows

*in a gang fight*

Kaz: You know, my wraith says that I shouldn't insult people much so I'll be nice

Also Kaz: But also, my wraith isn't here anymore SO TAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER

It's the Six of Crows or maybe more like Six of Troublemakers?

Nina: What are cute things?

Matthias: You

Inej: When someone gives you flowers

Kaz: in mind: Inej Inej Inej Inej Inej

Jesper: Milo (goat)... I mean, Wylan

Nina: And most important at all. Don't call Zoya she's good investment.

Nikolaj: Someone did that...?

Nina: Yes.

Kaz: I just want my investment back.

Nina: You mean Inej?