Southside Serpents - Blog Posts

I’m literally so pissed off everyone is saying how they hate Kevin but really I hate everyone else. they forgot about Kevin the moment Veronica that dumb little slut showed up to that murderous town, I hate the core 4 so much and it just angers me so much... FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK IM SO MAD KEVIN NEEDS A FRIEND BOTH HIS BFS LEFT HIM. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK SLUTTTTT VERONICA, BETTY, ARCHIE AND JUGHEAD FUCKING KILL THEM ALL KILL EVERYONE ALSO IM READY TO STOMP ON THAT BITCH WHO RUNS THE FARM GROUP I can’t remember her name tbh BUT I WANT TO THROW HER TO THE GROUND AMD STOMP ON HER THROAT

I’m really hoping he’s dead because I’m getting sick of posts like this

Remember when Rob was in a set trailer back in December? It was while episode 13 was filmed. And now there is some mysterious guy in a Gargoyle Gang outfit in the promo for episode 13, apparently hiding somewhere?

I already gave up hope, but this is really something that could turn out good…

Please let it be Joaquin! Let him be alive and get back to Kevin!

Full offense, I want to see more Serpents and less Lodges.

@vanessamorgan via instastory

I am from the Northside, a Southside Serpent, relative to the Fogarty family, a patient at Sisters Of Quiet Mercy and best friends with Jughead

What is your Riverdale plotline?

Reblog with your Riverdale plotline!

I am from the Southside, a River Vixen, relative to the Fogarty family, Penny Peabody’s accomplice and best friends with Archie.

The original photos do not belong to me.

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that’s my kind of guy. [insp]

Ladies of the Southside Moodboard

Don’t belong to no city.

Don’t belong to no man.

Luna is my last name baby 🌙

Sweet Pea & Luna-esque inspired reader for @lostnliterature​

*insert something Shakespearean involving death and your inevitable doom here*

I love this

reblog if you want to calm him down

Serpents and Recreation

[Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker]

FP: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.

Fangs: ...I did. I broke it.

FP: No. No you didn't. Jughead?

Jughead: Don't look at me. Look at Toni.

Toni: What?! I didn't break it.

Jughead: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?

Toni: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

Jughead: Suspicious.

Toni: No it's not!

Sweet Pea: If it matters, probably not, but Cheryl was the last one to use it.

Cheryl: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Sweet Pea: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Cheryl: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Sweet Pea!

Fangs: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, FP.

FP: No! Who broke it!?

Toni: FP...Betty's been awfully quiet.

Betty: REALLY?!

[Everyone starts arguing]

*later*

FP: [being interviewed] I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick. Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

Dear lord I love him.

reblog if you want to calm him down

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Southside Serpents - LAWS💫

Law #1

No Serpent stands alone.

Law #2

If a Serpent is killed or imprisoned, their family will be taken care of.

Law #3

A Serpent never shows cowardice.

Law #4

No Serpent is left for dead.

Law #5

A Serpent never betrays his own.

Law #6

In unity there is strength.