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british hermits, most to least normcore, by my own whims (normcore here associated with arranging and participating in social events, often with the lads, and or fitting in at an office dayjob):

grian. he's the most normcore british hermit. they're all strange, but he's the one most likely to be assimilate into the real world. can be imagined going to nandos with the lads (Jimmy, Joel etc.)

falsesymmetry. ok getting weirder. false is a little deranged but she gets things done. you can look at her and assume she's normal and being weird is a hobby for her

stress. stress IS deranged but she does run a fitness channel which decreases her weird points. she's also responsible and prioritizes her children over her minecraft, so I'd trust her with real world responsibilities

rendog. there is something wrong with him (affectionate), but i think he'd get enrichment from being introduced to the lads at spoons

xisuma. he has tried so hard to be normcore that he's fallen out of the other end. this vibe is almost overwhelming in an xisuma stream when you're listening to cleo sigh and go 'oh x'. would perplex the lads at spoons and refuse to eat at nandos

cleo. try and introduce cleo to the lads and they'll dissolve. loner energy. perfectly suited to being online. hermit most likely to understand joe hills. with enough prep will approach the lads like a cat sniffing through the door (and then get involved in a series of death games)

mumbo jumbo. it's quite simple really. redstone whizz who cycled the whole way across europe for fun. mumbo is a special flavour but it's not normcore (idk what it is tho)

zedaph. least normcore. why is he like that? it's wonderful, but why? he perplexes even the gamecode. phenomenal work

Day 9: Stressmonster101 (will not hesitate to prank you)

AAAHHH I LOVE HER SO MUCH, look at her, basic in her glory, this is how she gains your trust and then she will prank you to no end. Honestly really love this drawing so much lols

I just adore these two having shenanigans together 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

I'd like to see your stress design, if you wanna! :]

i care she so much <3

(commission info) (tell me which hermit to design next)

[18] Trip to the nether

I am convinced that no one who writes Stress as "gentle, soft-spoken healer mom friend" has ever actually watched her content and specifically has never watched her interactions with Iskall.

stress <33 she is a spore blossom moobloom you can't change my mind <3

✂️ Iskall and Stress Horse

44 seconds · Clipped by Thala Ravenheart · Original video "Hermitcraft 9: 13 - I built TWO Diamond Generators!" by iskall85

This is amazing and so funny

[Day 10]: Stressmonster

Here's a lil sketch of Stress & the cat(s) she keeps trying to give to Iskall :D hope u guys like it!

The Neighborhood is just a group of friends collectively bullying Ren for being bad at his job and I'm absolutely loving it

🌸🌸🌸

Drew some Zed and Tango, stressed Stress and other doodles...

Oh hey happy Halloween~~

Grian is a mothman (because reasons), Iskall is Dorothy again, Mumbo is a vampire, Stress is a witch, False - mummy, Cleo is a Frankenstein’s monster. And pumpkin Joe 👻

I completed all of these (excluding xB, Joe and Doc) in one day 2 months ago and it took me forever to get back around to it. Hermits without colour squares in the read more.

Lot of sketches while watching various Hermits. Also Cleo, gorgeous gorgon of a woman.

It’s been about 4 months since I’ve drawn digitally. Heres some sketches.

Every once in a while I’m going to post a bunch of partially finished art or sketches that I don’t plan on returning to.

I LOVE THEM SM!!

Day 38 of drawing Stress until she uploads an hermitcraft episode feat. Iskall85

The are gossiping☎

Day #10 is Stress!! She is making mud who knows what for, maybe for mud pies?

#9 StressMonster101!

She is announcing her return!

stress <3 she’s so cute guys i love her

anyways i took an ap test today and drawing this slowly brought life back into my soul

I AM CHOKING OF LAUGHTER—

LIKE IM DYING /j

my collection

31 days of Hermit-A-Day May! (little guy edition)

This month has been very fun! I think drawing everyday has only made me less happy with the results but I still think I did something good for each day :)

I hope all of the little guys are as little as your heart desires and as sparkly as their teeny souls.

Live

Laugh

Love Little Guys

Woo! Finally got done with the lineup drawing, man that took a while. Wanted a fun little challenge, pleased with some, less so with other but eh, expecting the designs the change a lot over time.

(Apologies for the amount of tags)

Geminitay Appreciation Week Day 2: Gem w/ a Hermit of your Choice

I really enjoyed watching Gem and Stress set up the prismarine farm, so I decided to draw them on a lunch break while working on it

This is my first time drawing Stress!! Love her color palette, very fun to draw :D

She'll probably look a bit different next time i draw her since I haven't quite figured out what I want to do with her design

this is very rough around the edges, but i think that's alright. Would've liked to add more shading and clean up the background but I've run out of time

Today is Stress!

Hermitcraft season 9 - favourite bits of episode ones!

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Doc: *gives Scar unbreaking III, mending, silk touch, and efficiency V*

Scar: dude, this is amazing, I’m gonna be able to fully enchant my hoe.

SILENCE

Doc: …what

—

Gem: oh there’s beetroot seeds! I want those, thank you.

Impulse: I’ve never heard anyone get excited about beetroot seeds.

Gem: they’re so pretty! Have you seen em?

Pearl: they are. But that’s all they’re good for. Looking pretty.

Gem: yeah, well that’s all I’m good for too and nobody complains.

—

Beef: You want some balls?

XB: uh…no, go for it man.

Beef (completely innocently): you sure? I’ve got 2. I can give you one.

XB: all…your balls…are belong to you.

—

*Distant sounds of Impulse screaming*

Pearl: are you alright!

[Impulse was slain by Vex]

Cleo: …I don’t know if he’s alright. I think he’s not alright.

—

Pearl: ok, you know what he’s targeting Gem, so we can hit it.

*Vindicator turns around and kills her instantly.*

—

Gem: look, it’s huge!

Pearl: look at Gem finding all the big holes on the server.

Cleo: *lost it*

Gem (completely unaware at what she’s just done): I’m so good at this!

Cleo: *hyperventilating*

Impulse: oh jeez.

*intense wheezing sounds from Cleo*

Impulse: Oh sh— good job Gem, I think you killed Cleo.

Cleo: you can’t do this to me! I’ve got the plague!

—

Pearl (singing): I can show you the world! Weeeeeee! (Jumps off cliff)

Impulse (very concerned): oh she dead!

Pearl (distant): Hello!

Impulse: I will show you the world as weeeelllllllll!!! (Jumps off cliff)

Pearl: oh, hi!

Impulse: *dies*

—

Pearl: oh look! Gem found me more holes.

Cleo: *snickering*

Gem: No, Cleo found this one!!

Pearl: oh, ok.

Cleo: but you found my hole after I used it!

SILENCE…

Pearl: …alright.

Cleo: *cackling*

Pearl: I think Cleo…got that one a little further down the road than it should have been…

Impulse: *snickering*

Cleo: I’m a grown up.

—

Cleo: Hi..?

Doc: Hey!

Cleo: what are you up t— I mean I know what you’re up to but why are you up to it?

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Ren: guys, I’ve forgotten how to play early game Minecraft. Can someone hold my hand please?

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Stress: look what I picked up! (Places down green carpet) some decor.

False: ni— from where?!

Stress (laughing): I don’t kno—Oh, the village!

False: You been shopping?! Without me?! You bought a new carpet?!

—

Doc: I’m back.

Stress + False: Welcome back.

False: wait, I thought you were going to bed, it's passed your bedtime!

Doc: Yeah, I asked and I can stay up a bit longer.

Stress: *laughing*

False: Ok, well welcome back.

Stress: *completely lost it*

False: I think it's passed Stress's bedtime too, by the sounds of it.

Stress: What do you mean?!

False: What do you mean what do I mean?!

—

Ren: Excuse me Mrs. False Symmetry.

False: Yes. Hi.

Ren: Hi there. Umm, we—

False: The answer’s no.

—

(Doc and Ren squabbling in the background)

False: Oooooooo

Stress: False, False, False. False?

False: Wait wait wait. Wait wait wait—

Stress (insistent): False. False.

False: Wait, look look. Look look. There’s a fight happening.

(Ren and Doc in the background

-The horse face! I want it!

-No! No, I need it! I need it!)

Stress: What face?

False: There’s a fight.

Stress: What?

False (with glee): There’s a fight about to happen.

—

False (about Stress): She’s not even here yet. She’s probably screaming her head off somewhere.

*distant screaming from Stress*

—

Iskall (about his starter base): it could definitely use a few more flowers. *Places down Stress’s head* It’s flowers.

—

Pearl: Ooo! Sapling!

Impulse: I have one myself.

Pearl: ooo! Apple!

Impulse: ok, we still can’t make a full tree.

Pearl: what do you mean? We can make two trees now. Ooo! Sapling! Three trees! Four trees! Five trees!

Impulse: are we gonna— would you stop it!

Pearl: I’m excited ok!

Impulse: are we gonna just trust in what we’ve gathered so far? Or do we wanna stick around for a bit?

Pearl (whispering): six trees.

Impulse (whispering): Oh my gosh.

—

Ren: Beware. There’s a deep troll that lives underground and shouts at you when you walk by, it’s very disturbing.

Cub: It’s true.

Cleo: It’s probably Joe.

—

TFC: I love it! A floating axe! *picks up floating axe*

*dies to trident*

TFC: And now it’s floating again.

—

Grian (watching Mumbo and Scar boat through a cave on land): they have 8 million subscribers, these two.

Mumbo: Well deserved subscribers, I think you’ll find!

—

Bdubs: Doc, you’ve been out in the desert for days, what have you been doing out there?

Doc: I— well, got full diamond gear and—

Bdubs: Yeah.

Doc: Iron farm. Um…and a villager breeder set up and now—

Bdubs: Oh my goodness…

Doc: I need a donkey so I can build a giant gold farm.

Gem: Doc. I have a tree. And that’s all.

—

Bdubs: oh my love! Ok we’re naming this horse Mí Amoré! Gem, did you hear that?

Gem: That’s a good horse name.

Bdubs: Yeah? It’s Spanish!

Gem: Didn’t know you knew Spanish.

Bdubs: Ok, you were supposed to know that that was actually Italian.

—

Ren (to Keralis): ok, um…if you would please sir…um…would you just please remove my head from my body?

Isklall (with zero hesitation): Yes! *smack*

Ren: NOT YOU!!!

—

Ren: I want his face, is that a problem?

Stress + False in tandem: Uh…

False: ..no?

Stress: Can I have your face? Set your spawn Ren. Ren go over there— *pushing him* to the bed

Ren: Wait—!

Stress: Click it. Click the bed Ren. Click. The bed.

False (sitting back casually): This is a real face off.

Ren (now standing on the bed): But I have much things!

Stress: Click the bed!

Ren: Wait a minute—!!

Stress: CLICK THE BED!!

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BONUS THINGS

•The entire “Matador” “Matress Store” “Master Door” bit

•The whole Stress with the wheat arch which eventually culminates in Doc banning her from going anywhere near wheat

•Joe’s entire episode solely because of the sheer comedic value of him just minding his business and planting his crops while all hell breaks loose around him

•How many Hermits does it take to trap one sheep in a hole going on in Beef’s episode (and apparently the answer is SEVEN)

•The smash cuts in Gems episode. Her saying that she went to the Nether with Impulse and going “It went really well!” Smash cut to her walking through the portal going “THIS IS THE WORST!” Her going “I’ve enlisted Jevin as an escort to the desert. Jevin was a great escort I swear!” Smash cut to Jevin plummeting to his death.

•That one very specific moment in Tango’s episode where you just hear Stress scream bloody murder before she suddenly just jumps off the side of a cliff with explosions going off behind her like the greatest action sequence ever.

•BEHIND YOU GEM

this is baby’s first tumblr post but uhhhhhh meet the messy season 10 hermit ladies designs that crawled out of my head :3

Wow just, I have no words to say this. My girl Stress definitely deserved a hug after the stuff that she has been through.

I don’t think I realized how much I put Stress through in my fic The Silver Sun. Girl was kidnapped, stabbed three times, hunted down by one of her closest friends, watched as her other friends were brainwashed and turned against her, then had to fight all of her friends. This all took place in a timespan of less than a week

I love you joe hills I love you tangotek I love you ijevin I love you geminitay I love you vintagebeef I love you docm77 I love you impulsesv I love you xbcrafted I love you zombiecleo I love you falsesymmetry I love you xisumavoid I love you zedaphplays I love you stressmonster101 I love you iskall85 I love you cubfan135 I love you pearlescentmoon I love you tinfoilchef i love you grian I love you goodtimeswithscar I love you bdoubleo100 I love you mumbo jumbo I love you keralis I love you welsknight I love you rendog I love you hypnotizd I love you I love you ethoslab I love you hermitcraft