Your Narrator - Blog Posts

Wow you people actually like the last post I made about the assassin's creed characters being the boys from joshdub's YouTube page and it has the most likes I have ever seen so taking it as an indication you people want more of this I will deliver so here you go!

Somewhere in the north of the Pacific Ocean. Ezio, Desmond, Altair, and Connor were lost at sea on a raff that was just barely able to hold all four of them. Altair was tied to a wooden pole in the middle of the raft as to prevent him from drowning in the water. Desmond sat at the edge of the raft with his feet in the water. Ezio and connor were both holding on to one side of the raft in the water to keep it from drifting off track. they had been a drift for about 2 hours, spirits were already at a low as to their rescue when ezio had an idea to get them back up again.

Ezio: *starts humming the mighty jungle* in the ocean the mighty ocean the... Italian swims to night~🎶

*Light chuckling can be heard from the others*

Ezio: in the ocean~🎶

Connor joins in: the mighty ocean the Italian swims to night~🎶

Ezio, connor, and Desmond: in the Ocean the mighty ocean THE ITALIAN SWIMS TONEAUGHT~🎶

Desmond and connor: Yaaa~🎶

Altair: Ba heeeheee heee~🎶

Ezio: spaghetti al pomodoro~🎶

*everyone starts laughing while Altair just chuckles*

In Abstratego's office building elevator.

Jacob: *doing the orange justice dance* no no don't touch me there. this is my no no square no no don't touch me there this is my no no square~🎶

*elevator door opens*

*Maxwell, shay, Haytham are standing there with their swords and guns up at Jacob*

Jacob: no no-

Jacob: .... No no don't-

*Maxwell tries to pull Jacob out of the elevator but Jacob jerks back into the elevator*

Jacob: Whoa whoa whoa! I am sick of you disrespecting my NO NO SQUARE!! this elevator! is my no no square.

Jacob: *pushes button to the first floor*

*door closes*

Jacob: no no don't touch me there this is my no no square~🎶

Maxwell, shay and Haytham are left standing there confused and slightly disturbed.

Now in space for some reason...

Desmond: now that we're in space we should be safe from the virus.

Shaun: hey Desmond somethings wrong with the wifi it's not working.

Desmond: what you...

*Everyone sees Jacob playing on his tablet*

Jacob: yay now with this wifi I can get all~ the battle passes.

Desmond: *grabs Jacob's tablet and Yeats it to the other side of the room*

Jacob: MY BATTLE PASS!!

*Jacob runs over to the other side of the room to get it*

Desmond: which one of you idiots gave him the wifi password? What was the wifi password?

Altair: I thought it was hide your kids, hide your wifi?

Desmond: *snickers*

Shaun: wait Ezio weren't you in charge of the wifi password for the ship?

Ezio: ya I thought it was *Italian gibberish* 695?

Desmond: what does that translate to?

Ezio: it doesn't...

Desmond: I distinctly remember it was Shaun's job to come up with the password.

Shaun: ok yes it was my job to set up the wifi password. When I was setting it up Jacob may or may not have looked over my shoulder when I was setting it up, but the password was-

jacob: *tablet in had* JACOB SUCKS 69!!! HAHAHAHA! HEEHEEE!

*Jacob rund out of the room while playing fortnite on the tablet*

Altair: Jacob get back here!

Desmond, shaun and ezio: Jacob!!

Jacob: I'm going to buy the battle pass~!

Desmond: Jacob get your @$$ back here!

Jacob: IM IN SECOND CIRCLE BOYS! just 32 people left! I'm going to get a victory royal!!

*they catch up to Jacob and they fight over the tablet and get it away from Jacob's hands*

Jacob: NOO MY BATTLE PASS!!!

Desmond: this hurts me more then it hurts you Jacob. Tase him!!

Altair: *tases Jacob*

Jacob: AAAAAAH!

3 minutes of tasing later

Desmond: he's going to be out for a bit. He's going to be perfectly-

Altair: STOP RESISTING!!!!

*Altair starts shooting at Jacob some a lot*

Altair: STOP RESISTING!!!

Everyone: WHOA!

*Ezio and sean try to pull him away for Jacob*

Ezio: stop!!

Shaun: CALM DOWN Altair!!

Desmond: CHILL OUT DUDE!!!

*shaun and Ezio had both Altair's arms and push him against a wall as they yell and scream at Altair trying to get him to stop*

Altair: He is resisting!

Desmond: hold him back guys! hold him back!

Altair: He's resisting... *sobs* he's resisting... *sobs*

Desmond: Altair?

Altair: *sobs*

Shaun: Altair what's wrong?

Altair: *takes deep breaths in and out while still sobbing a bit*

Altair: I can't help it, when I see someone just... RESISTING... it just reminds me of my childhood...

Desmond: hey it's ok Altair.

Ezio: just relax.

Shaun: you'll be ok.

*Jacob wakes up*

Jacob: g-guys guys!

Ezio: Jacob!

Desmond: Jacob?

Jacob: Whoa! Whys he crying?

*Silence for a moment*

Altair charges at Jacob at full force.

Desmond, ezio, Shaun: NO NO ALTAIR! STOP!

Jacob: whoa Altair we can play together! Look it's two player. *shows tablet*

Altair: *pulls out gun and starts shooting at Jacob*

Jacob: AAAAAH! NOT AGAIN AAAAAH!!

Desmond: NO!

Ezio: ALTAIR STOP!!

2 minutes of shooting later

Desmond: oh no you just shot him like 500 times! Does anyone know CPR?

Everyone: ....

Ezio: Ah no...

Ok look I know nobody asked for more of this.... I was bord... have fun with more of this dumb stuff 👌

Just a fun school project i did a long ass time ago of Narrator from The Boys, i know it’s not Gravity Falls but i thought why not post it

OI!!

*cutely flashes you*

ENJOY HAHAHAH

*skidaddles away*

“You are able to buy two boomerangs, they are 3 dabloons each, are you sure you’d like to spend all of your dabloons on two boomerangs?”

Ah. I roll to grab the vines since that was winning anyway! I rolled a 13.

-Window Wizard anon

The window Wizard skillfully grabbed the vines and climbed down, only getting a minor scrap on the knee in the process. Once down the vines your in a small forest clearing. What will you do?

((Roll dice for spot hidden))

You got cash app? /joking… unless-

((Yes I’m broke don’t judge me))

@clingacat

VS

@msmoon-and-the-cyberdemon

“May the best narrator win”

Signed the narrator 🦐

Please stop picking vanilla extract I wanna share an actual recipe with you guys- 🥹

Is there any Narrator left over? I'm hungry.

@vellichorom I think my reader is looking for you…. Though my dear reader I must say that salad has to be rotten and disgusting by now- he was spun over a week ago I believe!

How about I give you a new recipe to try out?

“FFFFFFUUUUUUU-

“…. I feel Bonita… I guess…”

[…\\•_•\\…]

Signed The narrator

I was telling my friend who had no idea about anything in this game or Fandom whatsoever,

about tye sexy narrator poll

I tokd them about fat fuck supreme in a made dress, and they asked me of there was a shrimp narrator in a maid dress

“… Stanley… Stanley what do you have there…? No… no I’m not going to wear a maid dress!…. So WHAT if I didn’t give my self a punishment for failing the votes like I did for every one else!…. This has nothing to do with the salad spinner!… IM NOT WEARING THE MAID DRESS! NO FORCE CAN HOLD ME DOWN!”

PLEASE WE NEED A BUCKET BRAIN ROT SWEEP! COME ON JUST A FEW VOTES FOR HIM AND WE CAN TIP THE SCALES!

Now we are up to the second finalist round…

@missazura VS @bucketbrainrot

May the best narrator win! And remember… who ever wins this round… goes against the fat fuck @cym-k ‘s narrator!

Sexy is a state of mind my friend it is a state of mind- ((also I sorta just added that so people know it’s sorta like the tumblr sexy man votes so it would gain more traction- I still wish you advanced I love your design!))

“A sticker For every one who voted and participated in the tumblr narrator polls!”

Sincerely the narrator